So i've ever so recently developped an obsession with trashy old pop songs and have been searching for a perfect collection to add to the Hall of Game (my car CD collection). I started out with the classics - Gwen Stefani, the Script, Estelle, etc. Somehow I ended up moving into a wholly different world populated entirely by Kesha songs, to which I spent about an hour listening to. While doing this I have developed a small crush on Kesha. Tell no one.
I managed to discover this monstrosity, which reminds me far too much of a friend of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp0o3xjmHnQThen, I managed to find the most Farked sounding song in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Hello Kitty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXctQ0CHKOoIt's Farking terrible. I've listened to it 10 times in a row now. I can't stop. I can feel my brain rotting. I can feel a menagerie sexy cat-costumed Avril Lavignes crawling seductively into my soul, and I can do nothing to stop it - nor am I sure that I would if I could.
Someone help me, please.