Wait, there's only the three of you left, right?... Damn, sorry I'm late.
As the tensions rise, the future Mr. and Mrs. Katz bring themselves to throw Don out of one of the portholes. It seems Lisa's vote was worth 2 for its convincingness, since her artificial pheromones were placed on overdrive. Inspection of his room reveals that Don was, in fact, Clarence Smitch, a mafia member and well-known advocate for Communism in Mother Russia!
---Epilogue---
The guards declared the Town's victory when the boat landed, but nobody knew what the fark they were talking about because there was no town to speak of. Lauded as heroes for sticking a wrench in the Great Russian Mafia of Colorado's operations by killing two high-ranking members, Lisa and Jim broke the good news to Jim's multi-Kajillionaire dad, who wrote them into his will before, unfortunately, dying violently years later while Mr. and Mrs. Katz were on their post-honeymoon-honeymoon in Tortuga.
It was on this trip that a beautiful romantic comedy took place and Lisa learned how to feel emotions on an almost human level, but it was later discovered, when they tried doing what most people do on their first honeymoon for the first time, that Lisa was, in fact, a robot. They sent a petition to the FBI branch that built her to make her anatomically correct, and after much confusion, Lisa 2.0 was finally able to start a happy family with horrific cyborg children.
Clarence Smitch was saved, through some miracle, and realizing the fault in his ways, he abandoned his mafia connections entirely and became a Rasputin-esque Russian Commie Wizard as soon as he washed up on the shores of Easter Island, where he and the Comrade heads lived in perfect Anti-Capitalist harmony.
Marko Behrkofski also washed up on an island, where he terrorized the bird population of Maui until he was erroneously captured by Bigfoot Hunters and put in a Zoo by the humane society. After the local populace realized he could talk and walk like any normal human, he was released into the world of people again, and allowed to go on another boat trip. It is said, that because talking bears are usually immortal unless killed by other organisms, that Marko Behrkofski roams the wilds of Yellowstone to this day, robbing countless visitors of their steak and pic-a-nic baskets.
Lisa, murdered by her own fiancee, furiously haunted the Communist Wizard. This led to several Amnesia-like sequences before Clarence was able to apologize enough to stop her murder attempts. Begrudingly, she spent the rest of Clarence's life as his necromancy familiar.
It is said that Olaf was Patient Zero for the Mini-Apocalypse of 1945, when Nazi scientists in Latvia brought his rotted remains in to test their regeneration serum on him and see if he came back. He did, but he was a Farking Zombie. Luckily, George Patton was there to kill them all before shit got serious... He didn't even have an army with him at the time...
Frijoles:
Lisa was created by the FBI to rid the US of the Red Menace before the Cold War even began. Unfortunately, she lost her gun in customs and had no other combat programming, so she had to lynch Clarence the Communist instead. This was made easier for her because her vote was worth two, and she was instrumental in his death, the deciding vote, in fact. For this, Quiller earns 40 frijoles.
Olaf wanted to become an actor and stage designer when he next got a break from his job as a Mafia book-cooker and evidence-bungler. In his efforts to become a better actor, he used 3 Shakespearean insults, earning 31tev/Sonemine 20 frijoles
Jane Katz wanted to get married in order to get into her father's will as firstborn, because Women's rights wasn't exactly a high priority back then. She dodged the incest trap I placed like Keanu Reeves dodges speeding bullets, and she was proposed to a fine member of the human species. Sethaniel gets 40 frijoles.
Jim Katz wanted to get married to prove to his father that he was responsible enough to be his heir. He too, dodged the incest trap, and subsequently married a young lady with a heart of gold... Literally... They both lived to the end of the game, and Jim never voted for her in a lynch, earning Fireplay a cool 50 frijoles.
Clarence Smitch, being a Communist, wanted to kill the Russian oligarch Marko Behrkofski so that the Revolution might be in full swing, but knowing that Marko was a man of Bear-like strength, he had to be lynched. Unfortunately, Clarence never even voted for Parma, Berka recieves no frijoles. D:
Marko Behrkofski, being a Russian oligarch, owned a very big and beautiful estate, with a river running through it. It was known worldwide for its bountiful salmon, one of which a poaching Mafia member named Olaf Romanov stole with impunity, the bastard. Luckily, the first person that Marko killed was Olaf himself. Completing this and another bonus goal, has earned Aman 40 frijoles.
