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[Malkalack]

Umm... I'm Malkalack. I once wrestled an angry capybara to death. And seven crocodiles. A popular pseudonym you may know me by is "Vladimir Putin". "Napoleon Bonaparte" is another common one.

I enjoy Tabletop RPG, finding websites ran by moderators who write good zombie horror, and gnawing on bones in my lair. And long walks on the beach. Those are always fun.

[Drakilian]

Quick warning - no annoying crap like on CYS over here, we're not nearly so tolerant (or absent) as the moderators down there.

Otherwise, welcome to the site.

[Malkalack]

He said "or make it up". But thank you for the senseless rebuke.   

[Drakilian]

Uh, what "or make it up"? What are you referencing?

And Malk? You don't want the thrashing I will most certainly give you if you try to pretend i'm a senseless son of a bitch, so calm your Farking ass and react like a normal, non-pretentious person for once.

[Malkalack]

Read the damn subforum description.

[Drakilian]

Thank you for the relatively reasonable reply.

I wasn't accusing you of spamming with your newbie thread, I was warning you to not spam in the future because myself, Aman and BZ are not going to tolerate it so nearly as much as it is tolerated on CYS. I bring this up only because, well, you spam CYS a lot.

[Malkalack]

Yeah... I noticed you talking about that on CYS. Spam? How? I'm vocal. But not a spammer. Please define "spam", so we can avoid a future disagreement. n_n

[Drakilian]

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/14029

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/13970

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/13915

(Just a few examples).

Coupled with any of your unwanted White Knight-ing of various causes is why you have such a negative reputation. That and you have a habit of responding to any criticism (joking or not) with extreme prejudice and to make comments suggesting that you are rather arrogant and pretentious. (Yes, I know you asked about spam but your real question was "Why am I being singled out here?")

As for what we define as spam, basically any nonsensical, non-amusing post or anything written in all-caps, you should also avoid using the site as you would a social network. Bitching about your minor everyday problems or telling people what you had for dinner or whatever is trivial, fills up space and is of no interest to anyone other than yourself. No advertising either.

Aman or Berka may have more to add on that if they feel I left something out.

[Sethaniel]

As for what we define as spam, basically any nonsensical, non-amusing post or anything written in all-caps, you should also avoid using the site as you would a social network. Bitching about your minor everyday problems or telling people what you had for dinner or whatever is trivial, fills up space and is of no interest to anyone other than yourself. No advertising either.

Well, up til 5 minutes ago, it was a really disappointing half-sandwich from work that was primarily ciabatta and ranch dressing.  However, I just got home & my wife had leftover pizza! From a place that actuality has decent pizza for leftovering, so -

Yeah, you're right, this is a boring story.   XD

[Malkalack]

There's no easy way to respond to that.

[Sethaniel]

There's no easy way to respond to that.

But you made the effort anyway!

[Malkalack]

Exactly!   

[BerkaZerka]

Hi. Keep things mature and you are welcome here. Spam and multiple accounts are (of course) frowned on. 

Sorry for the cut and paste intro haha! 

[Malkalack]

It's okay, Berka... I forgive you. xD

Thanks for the welcome.