Seth, the wedding crasher. Now included with murder.
Hey, I was invited! And we weren't technically kicked out of the jazz club, we were asked to leave.
So, after eight years of living in their jointly-owned house, my brother & his girlfriend abruptly decided to go to the jp one day after work and get legally married.
And they were having a party this weekend, and for some of it, we had a party bus.
The party bus had complementary wine. It tasted like gummy bears, and had a picture of the bus on it.
The driver, (who had an Australian accent, btw) was like "I have karaoke. You wanna do karaoke?" And my brother said "Um, not right now." And the driver says "Okay, I'll do some." and while driving, takes one hand off the wheel, picks up a mic, and begins to sing "What a wonderful world," while the TV screens in the bus show a music video of Japanese people walking in a park.
Then, he overheard that my other brother is a musician, and he was like "Oh, my son is a musician too, look at this, I've got some video-" and he reaches back so we can see the screen of his phone, where his son is playing the saxophone while riding a unicycle.