Topic: So, I might be dying (Read 106926 times)

Morgan_R · « **Reply #50 on:** December 23, 2015, 06:14:29 pm »

Damn. Congenital seems really weird to me... reminds me of those congenital twin-cysts you sometimes hear about. Creepy as Fark. >_<

ANYway... at least it's (probably) still not cancer!

Sethaniel · « **Reply #51 on:** December 23, 2015, 07:50:39 pm »

It would not surprise me at all to find out Drak devoured a twin in the womb. :p

Forge · « **Reply #52 on:** December 24, 2015, 04:30:59 am »

Quote from: Sethaniel on December 23, 2015, 07:50:39 pm

It would not surprise me at all to find out Drak devoured a twin in the womb. :p

Or last week

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #53 on:** December 24, 2015, 10:35:32 am »

Quote from: Forge on December 24, 2015, 04:30:59 am

Or last week

It's funny, cause it's true.

King Playa · « **Reply #54 on:** December 26, 2015, 01:00:51 am »

So Drak, not really sure if you're signature is a CYS joke or a cyst joke, but either way, you should let me manipulate your well being for profit.

We'd split it 70\30, of course.

Drakilian · « **Reply #55 on:** December 26, 2015, 01:22:04 am »

I like that you're willing to take so little a percentage of the profit Playa

King Playa · « **Reply #56 on:** December 26, 2015, 02:23:11 am »

No, no, no, that's not how this works. I've gotta organize, plan, and do the majority of the frauding all by myself!

All I'm asking you to do is sit in bed and have cancer.

Morgan_R · « **Reply #57 on:** December 26, 2015, 07:59:54 am »

XD

Don't do it, Drak! If you die in the real world, you die on the Internet too!

Drakilian · « **Reply #58 on:** December 28, 2015, 10:12:51 am »

Got the ultrasound, was treated to some more head scratching, getting an MRI at an unannounced time

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #59 on:** December 28, 2015, 10:30:29 am »

EGADS! They only do that when it's an Alien Chest Popper!!!

Seriously though, hope it's nothing they can't figure out soon.

killa_robot · « **Reply #60 on:** December 28, 2015, 10:43:58 am »

Doctors tend to suck, lol.

If you're lucky the medicine will heal it all, which is nice.

Drakilian · « **Reply #61 on:** January 05, 2016, 11:38:14 am »

Ding dong the witch is dead.

My lump disappeared

Which is good, because I never got that call back for the MRI appointment, was considering going to a another hospital

Not Aman · « **Reply #62 on:** January 05, 2016, 11:49:10 am »

Woot woot

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #63 on:** January 05, 2016, 12:36:02 pm »

Good News!

Sethaniel · « **Reply #64 on:** February 01, 2016, 02:38:28 pm »

. . . Because why start a new thread when this one has such a great title XD

I'm getting an MRI on Friday "just to rule out anything serious."
Meanwhile, they took like 6 vials of blood (don't know exact # because I was trying not to look)
And asked if it was okay if they tested for syphilis and HIV.

On the plus side, I finally got my new glasses. *_^

killa_robot · « **Reply #65 on:** February 01, 2016, 03:19:19 pm »

Is there a background to this or did they just decide you might have some terrible disease this morning?

Forge · « **Reply #66 on:** February 01, 2016, 03:39:17 pm »

Standard practise for people who need glasses to have all those tests, need to feed the Vampires afterall

Sethaniel · « **Reply #67 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:11:59 pm »

I fell down at work. A couple times.

Over the last couple years I've been getting steadily less coordinated. But it comes & goes so I never did anything about it.

The MRI request form says they want to do a brain/brain stem scan w and w/o contrast due to gait abnormality paired with heat intolerance.

Drakilian · « **Reply #68 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:18:57 pm »

D: :/

Really hope it's nothing serious man.

Sethaniel · « **Reply #69 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:36:51 pm »

It's prolly just a vitamin deficiency. They asked like 3 times if I was vegan.

I wanna know about the syphilis thing- did they have some reason to think that's what it might be, or is that just like, a standard doctor question?

Drakilian · « **Reply #70 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:42:15 pm »

I might be wrong but i'm pretty sure that Syphilis can hide in the body for an exceedingly long time before showing any symptoms, so it might just be a standard test to see if it's dormant?

Forge · « **Reply #71 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:48:15 pm »

Syphilis can affect the brain and cause some similar symptoms along with personality changes I believe and yup it can hang around for decades before becoming active again

Sethaniel · « **Reply #72 on:** February 01, 2016, 05:57:58 pm »

Oh god there are spirals in my body. Like in uzumaki. D:

The blood pressure machine at work keeps reminding me that the shingles virus is already in my body, and now this.

But, why do they ask if it's okay? Are there some ppl that are like "hell no, if spirochetes are turning my brain into Swiss cheese I wish to remain blissfully unaware?" They don't ask if it's okay to check if you have high blood pressure, or gingivitis.

killa_robot · « **Reply #73 on:** February 01, 2016, 06:01:49 pm »

Because America is weird like that I guess.

Forge · « **Reply #74 on:** February 01, 2016, 07:38:43 pm »

Because it used to be majoritively spread as an STD so people got super touchy about it. As if testing for it was somehow accusing them of promiscuity.

And the U.S. healthcare system is all about the 'never do anything that might cause a lawsuit however stupid the lawsuit might be'

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #75 on:** February 01, 2016, 07:41:16 pm »

I thought that was law systems anywhere haha.

Hope you feel better Seth, that sounds fairly intense :-/

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #76 on:** February 02, 2016, 06:36:27 am »

Hopefully this is just a lot of worry over something easily dealt with once they narrow it down.

Sethaniel · « **Reply #77 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:14:38 am »

Quote from: Forge on February 01, 2016, 07:38:43 pm

Because it used to be majoritively spread as an STD so people got super touchy about it. As if testing for it was somehow accusing them of promiscuity.

the mean doctor lady called me a man-whore. XD

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And the U.S. healthcare system is all about the 'never do anything that might cause a lawsuit however stupid the lawsuit might be'

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 02, 2016, 06:36:27 am

Hopefully this is just a lot of worry over something easily dealt with once they narrow it down.

haha yes. American health system is also all about "lets do every expensive, invasive test we can think of to figure out what this is!"

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #78 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:23:46 am »

Quote from: Sethaniel on February 02, 2016, 09:14:38 am

the mean doctor lady called me a man-whore. XD

'Man-whore'? Bwahahahaha!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #79 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:35:39 am »

Quote from: Sethaniel on February 02, 2016, 09:14:38 am

haha yes. American health system is also all about "lets do every expensive, invasive test we can think of to figure out what this is!"

"We need to do this $400,000 ultraviolet therapy to rule out you being a vampire. Don't worry, your insurance will cover most of it."

Not Aman · « **Reply #80 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:47:30 am »

Hope youre okay seth

Malkalack · « **Reply #81 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:17:43 pm »

Gosh damn. Testicles are itchy as Fark, and one of them is slowly turning red. Super dried out. (cant remember which one of you is a doctor)

Walk-in or no?

Drakilian · « **Reply #82 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:23:36 pm »

Forge is one.

I'd run to a car and ran it through a hospital entrance in terror if anything bad was happening to the trouser Titan.

Malkalack · « **Reply #83 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:32:44 pm »

Took another feel. Lefty and Righty are beginning to remind me of lizard-skin.

Sethaniel · « **Reply #84 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:46:45 pm »

Maybe it's syphilis!

XD

Forge · « **Reply #85 on:** February 02, 2016, 07:52:41 pm »

Yeh... Go in and see your family doctor. Can never diagnose on so little but there are several skin infections that could cause it and most require a topical cream to get rid of. I wouldn't risk the smooth criminals, get it checked soon just incase.

Malkalack · « **Reply #86 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:11:51 pm »

Quote from: Forge on February 02, 2016, 07:52:41 pm

Yeh... Go in and see your family doctor. Can never diagnose on so little but there are several skin infections that could cause it and most require a topical cream to get rid of. I wouldn't risk the smooth criminals, get it checked soon just incase.

Thanks dude. Will do.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #87 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:34:20 pm »

Or, you could just hit 'em with a can of R.A.I.D.

That should kill anything down there causing problems. If that doesn't do it, holding a lighter in front of the can while spraying should give it that extra 'umph' you need.

*(Please do not really do this. But if you do, make sure to get it on youtube!)

Malkalack · « **Reply #88 on:** February 02, 2016, 10:42:13 pm »

Well, I'm attacking it with a giant bottle of Vaseline. We'll see how that goes. I'll post updates.

killa_robot · « **Reply #89 on:** February 02, 2016, 11:52:09 pm »

Quote from: Malkalack on February 02, 2016, 10:42:13 pm

Well, I'm attacking it with a giant bottle of Vaseline. We'll see how that goes. I'll post updates.

~~I've heard bengay does wonders.~~

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #90 on:** February 03, 2016, 06:26:14 am »

Quote from: Malkalack on February 02, 2016, 10:42:13 pm

Well, I'm attacking it with a giant bottle of Vaseline.

TMI MAN TMI!!!

EndMaster · « **Reply #91 on:** February 03, 2016, 07:46:59 am »

Wow, wasn't really expecting to click on this thread and find a conversation involving Malk furiously pounding his grayscale infected junk into submission with a slimy jelly substance, but thanks for the laughs.

Arthesul · « **Reply #92 on:** February 03, 2016, 09:24:51 am »

Malk, if you don't clean yourself off after fapping, the evaporation will dehydrate/mummify your balls. At least give the billions of children you're murdering a proper sendoff, you heathen!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #93 on:** February 03, 2016, 10:32:44 am »

Alright folks, let's not let this go downhill any farther.

Malkalack · « **Reply #94 on:** February 03, 2016, 11:39:37 am »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 03, 2016, 06:26:14 am

TMI MAN TMI!!!

No, no. As moisturizer. Not as lube.

EDIT: And with that small clarification, it's time to end this delightful little chat.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #95 on:** February 03, 2016, 02:28:24 pm »

I could move this to the 'I Might Be Dying' Thread if you want...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #96 on:** February 03, 2016, 02:30:18 pm »

^ And there we go!

Drakilian · « **Reply #97 on:** February 03, 2016, 03:49:04 pm »

Haha, man, I love this bug.

Sometimes I look at the forum on my phone and I get some weird looking shit as a result because he profile pictures bug out. In this case, every time BZ comments on Malik's nasty story habits, I see Aman's profile picture at the end, and killa's profile has been replaced by 5 of endmaster's XD

Malkalack · « **Reply #98 on:** February 03, 2016, 03:50:28 pm »

"Malik" is a new spelling.

Drakilian · « **Reply #99 on:** February 03, 2016, 03:52:13 pm »

Dammit, wanted to post pics of the hilarity but the attachments allowed are too small

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