Topic: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!) (Read 100014 times)

Arthesul · « **on:** February 06, 2016, 06:58:19 pm »

The yarrr be 1723, an' yer a hardened buncha salty cutthroats who've been sailin' an' lootin' ever since the war with Spain! That is, until a hurricane rolled by that was so powerful it blew ye clear acrarss Mexico an' landed ye somewhere in the Pacific! Luckily, ye finally found land! Unluckily, it be inhabited by a giant angry monster made o' Seafood! Ye managed ta smack it a good 'un with yer boat, but then ye were boarded by an army o' fish 'enchmen!

Ya fought 'em downner the (fish)man, with many casualties delivered to yer crew, until it came down ter the one last fishman an' the last o' you!... Unfortunately, when ye tried te torture 'im fer answers, 'e shat out a smoke barmb an' dissappeared, an' when ye could see agin, there was a human skeleton lyin' in a pool o' blood!

The filthy bastard be 'idin' in one o' yer skins! Ye must protect the Cap'n at all costs!

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Yer all startin' te feel like ye've spent too long givin' each other awkward, silent stares, and have come te the decision that it's best te start lynchin' people until ye get the alien monster! Thank goodness too, cause if ye don't get rid of enough weight, the boat's gonna start sinkin' faster than ye can bail it out! Be vigilant, me hearties!

Currently on the boat:

Aman
Playa
Seth
Berka
Daed
Aeon

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2016, 07:50:15 pm »

Argh!By great Odin's Beard! One of ye be a murdres scallywag! We best start gettin to the bottom of this before we're on the bottom!

Sethaniel · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2016, 07:54:20 pm »

Mateys, I've got a sinkin' feelin' this boat be headed straight to Davy Jones.

Har-har! Get it? Sinkin' feelin'! It be humorous because the boat be sink--

Arrr. . . Now that I think about it, our swift trip t' a wat'ry grave be less amusin' than I thought.

Let's be votin' on a lynch, mateys!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:06:26 pm »

Aye! Votin be the way ta go fer shore! But can't be too quick about it. I votes that we vote fer the last guy ta vote! Arrr!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:08:08 pm »

arrr! Why vote? Ask Odin for his guidance! His great wisdom be more than us mere mortals!

But aye, I do see ye point! I owe Davy Jones lunch money, I'd rather not be meetin him anytime soon.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:09:51 pm »

What you be? Some kind O Viking?

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:11:07 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 06, 2016, 08:09:51 pm

What you be? Some kind O Viking?

Arrr, some kind of Viking!?what do ye know about Vikings?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:16:54 pm »

Ye be going on about Odin an Hothgar an Sven all the time. Seriously, what is it about that Sven guy anyway?

All sounds might fishy ta me. And you know what else is fishy?

THOSE FISHMAN!!! *Dun Dun Dun!!!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:20:12 pm »

Arr, I've heard many a tale bout them fishman! The scurvy of the sea folk if you ask me. But I also erd tales of men lost at sea, much like us who prayed to Odin to guide them to truth and victory. It don't sound so bad to me ye know!?
Maybe we should be doing that? Can't hurt eh?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:31:16 pm »

I'll pray to the Sea O Japan, If'n it will get us out O this mess! As the little Nips say, "We're in deep sushi now!"

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:35:05 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 06, 2016, 08:31:16 pm

I'll pray to the Sea O Japan, If'n it will get us out O this mess! As the little Nips say, "We're in deep sushi now!"

Oi! So ye will be joining me then? Arr, just to be clear ye know, We're gonna ask The great, and Arr fabled, Odin, to maybe, if he exists and everything, to guide us in making the correct choice?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:49:50 pm »

Let's see what the rest 'ave to say about it first.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2016, 08:55:49 pm »

Arr err, yar prolly be right matey. Wonderin why they just stand there, maybe they're all fishman! Tryna learn how to speak!

Not Aman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2016, 09:38:41 pm »

Yarg we be piratin' on a vintage piratin' boat! It cannae be sinkin'! It be too heavy! It be havin' too much mass pro'tionat ta it's volume, lads! We cannae let this happen!"

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2016, 09:49:10 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 06, 2016, 09:38:41 pm

Yarg we be piratin' on a vintage piratin' boat! It cannae be sinkin'! It be too heavy! It be havin' too much mass pro'tionat ta it's volume, lads! We cannae let this happen!"

Pro'tionat? Te Fek is that!? Sounds like some scaly fishman word to me matey

Not Aman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2016, 09:57:09 pm »

Pro'portinit be a English ward, ye filthy landlubbin' ancient eldritch 'orror!

King Playa · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:10:17 pm »

AHOY MATEYS, THAT BLAST GONE DONE AND MADE ME RINGING IN ME EARS! WHAT IN THE WIAWANNON ARE YOU LILLYLIVERS SAYING?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:16:21 pm »

Can you please not yell? You're worse that a Kaiju roaring in the Land of the Rising Sun!

King Playa · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:20:34 pm »

WHATS THIS ABOUT A VOTE? WHAT KIND OF BUCCAROO ASKS FOR PERMISSION BEFORE HE STARTS SOME GOOD OL KILLIN!?

I CANT HELP THE WAY I SMELL LASS, THESE DOBLOONS DONT EXACTLY SWIM UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE HAR HAR HAR

Not Aman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:20:40 pm »

That dinnae make any sense! A keiju dinnae appear on Earth till tha' year 1997! Ye BE LYIN

King Playa · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:24:19 pm »

SMILIN!? I DON'T SEE NOBODY SMILIN!? YOURE LOSING IT LASS!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:27:53 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 06, 2016, 10:20:40 pm

That dinnae make any sense! A keiju dinnae appear on Earth till tha' year 1997! Ye BE LYIN

Wait, ye just said the year 1997? Te fek you going on about mate! This be the year 1723. How ye know bouts te future eh? Something gs smellin... Fishy bout to mate.

I vote we Lynch this Gill sucker right now!

King Playa · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:31:04 pm »

OOC: Does stating we should lynch someone count as a vote, or does a vote have to follow a specific rule?

King Playa · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:35:01 pm »

GILL FARKER? HOW DO YOU FARK A GILL? I SAY WE KILL THE BASTARD JUST FOR MAKING SEX WITH A FISH!

Not Aman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:44:03 pm »

Quote from: Aeon_spiral on February 06, 2016, 10:27:53 pm

Wait, ye just said the year 1997? Te fek you going on about mate! This be the year 1723. How ye know bouts te future eh? Something gs smellin... Fishy bout to mate.

I vote we Lynch this Gill sucker right now!

Ah be a goddamn pirate lad! We be know as ta seers o' ta seas!

Only ah fishdweller be tat foolish! Avast me heartiest! We cannae let this virus pass!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:47:30 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on February 06, 2016, 10:31:04 pm

OOC: Does stating we should lynch someone count as a vote, or does a vote have to follow a specific rule?

(Ooc I should have been more clear, that's my fault.)

Ill not be hearing no more of your fish speak bubbling in me ears mate. To the gallows with ye!

I vote Aman

King Playa · « **Reply #26 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:48:35 pm »

WHAT DOES A KISS SMELLER HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?! YOUVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND LASS, YOUVE GONE MAD WITH FISH LUST! BEFORE WE KNOW IT, HE'S GONE START LOOK AT US LIKE WHORES!

Vote: Aman

Not Aman · « **Reply #27 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:53:02 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on February 06, 2016, 10:48:35 pm

WHAT DOES A KISS SMELLER HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?! YOUVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND LASS, YOUVE GONE MAD WITH FISH LUST! BEFORE WE KNOW IT, HE'S GONE START LOOK AT US LIKE WHORES!

Vote: Aman

Ah course I kiss fish ye numbskull! I eat with me mouth! Only ah fishy bastard like ye be findin' tat weird!

Ah know ye dinnae have proper forks an' knives, since this be old, but ye guys be freakin' me out!"

King Playa · « **Reply #28 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:55:11 pm »

YOU EAT WITCH YOUR TROUT? BY DAVEY JONES LASS, THIS BASTARD IS SICK!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:55:54 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 06, 2016, 10:53:02 pm

Ah course I kiss fish ye numbskull! I eat with me mouth!

OOC hilarious lol

Not Aman · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2016, 10:59:36 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on February 06, 2016, 10:55:11 pm

YOU EAT WITCH YOUR TROUT? BY DAVEY JONES LASS, THIS BASTARD IS SICK!

Ye disgust me, an' tats not only because o' ur fish gills.

King Playa · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2016, 11:06:41 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 06, 2016, 10:59:36 pm

Ye disgust me, an' tats not only because o' ur fish gills.

AYE, SO YOU ADMIT TO FANTASIZING! SEE LADS, HE'S LUSTED FOR ONE OF HIS FISH SLUTS SO LONG HIS MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON HIM! KILL HIM NOW, LEST YOU WAKE UP WITH HIS TROUT SOMEWHERE IT DONT BELONG

Not Aman · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2016, 11:09:11 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on February 06, 2016, 11:06:41 pm

AYE, SO YOU ADMIT TO FANTASIZING! SEE LADS, HE'S LUSTED FOR ONE OF HIS FISH SLUTS SO LONG HIS MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON HIM! KILL HIM NOW, LEST YOU WAKE UP WITH HIS TROUT SOMEWHERE IT DONT BELONG

Nay, ye shoutin' blubber sack, just look at yer neck! Lookit! It's gills! I dinnae even know how ye be breathin' outfa water!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2016, 08:49:34 am »

ARRG! THE YELLING MAN!

Vote: Playa

King Playa · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2016, 10:44:14 am »

IYE NOW I CAN HEAR YA! VOTING A TO KILL A MAN JUST FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR? THATS PRETTY FISHY OF YA!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #35 on:** February 07, 2016, 01:21:38 pm »

FISH DONT HAVE EARS! AN YE CAN'T HEAR! ERGO - YOU ARE A FISH!!!

Sethaniel · « **Reply #36 on:** February 07, 2016, 01:47:17 pm »

"Pretty fishy of ye?" Har-har-arrrrr! Wish I'd a'thought that one up, matey!
Let's no be forgettin' Daedalus, though. Ain't it a mite fishy, the way he's clammed up? (Get it?)
Could be the fish man lurkin', bidin' his time ta strike!

King Playa · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2016, 02:22:01 pm »

YARR, THAT IS A GOOD POINT. WHY HASN'T THE BLOKE SAID ANYTHING?

ooc: when's the last time he was online?

Edit: He hasn't been online in a minute, I'll message him on Snapchat to see if he even knows the game has started.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #38 on:** February 07, 2016, 02:34:23 pm »

Yeaaaarrrrr... Being late to the party is a lynching offense!

King Playa · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2016, 03:07:21 pm »

IYE, I SAY WE GIVE THE FELLA A BREAK. AT LEAST TILL SUNDOWN THAT IS, HAR HAR.

King Playa · « **Reply #40 on:** February 07, 2016, 04:16:56 pm »

YARR LADS, SO WHAT DO WE DO FROM HERE?

Not Aman · « **Reply #41 on:** February 07, 2016, 04:39:53 pm »

Arr well methinks that tha scaly bugger be Aeon, but since votin' is already leanin' meway, I'm gonna go wit BZ's. Democracy be tha' best lads, even if ye dinnae hav it yet.

#@playa988

King Playa · « **Reply #42 on:** February 07, 2016, 05:24:07 pm »

AH THE BLUBBERING FOOL ONLY WANTS ME GONE CAUSE I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING IN EITHER ME EARS! I'M ALREADY DEAF LADS, DO YOU REALLY GOT TO TAKE MY LIFE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?

Daedalus · « **Reply #43 on:** February 07, 2016, 07:12:36 pm »

"Wanna shiver me timbers?" The musician emerged dramatically before bursting out into song.

King Playa · « **Reply #44 on:** February 07, 2016, 08:00:56 pm »

IYE, PLAY ME A SONG YA LOUSY CUNT, ONE THAT RHYMES!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #45 on:** February 07, 2016, 08:43:58 pm »

Yeah, Sing us a Vote ye scurvy bastard!

Sethaniel · « **Reply #46 on:** February 07, 2016, 09:40:06 pm »

I'm "knot" ready to lynch any of ye just yet. Aman, why d'ye think the fish be Aeon?

And: if that truly be what ye believe, why vote fer Playa instead?

Mighty sus-fish-us iffen yer ask me!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #47 on:** February 07, 2016, 09:43:31 pm »

Arr it be obvious! He's hoping the vote "tied" to save his own scaly fins! And force a revote! Let's not waste anymore time, lynch him now!

Not Aman · « **Reply #48 on:** February 07, 2016, 11:23:13 pm »

Quote from: Sethaniel on February 07, 2016, 09:40:06 pm

I'm "knot" ready to lynch any of ye just yet. Aman, why d'ye think the fish be Aeon?

And: if that truly be what ye believe, why vote fer Playa instead?

Mighty sus-fish-us iffen yer ask me!

'E be the quickest ta vote, an we all know the first lyncher be bad (Ah mean, just be looking at the klu klux klan guys, ar?)

And ar, yeah, I'm keepin' the vote tied. Dinnae want to be killed yet, ar.

Daedalus · « **Reply #49 on:** February 08, 2016, 04:52:17 am »

"Yaarr!" He sings out. And begins singing about a hawk wanting to be a shark. And in the end it choked and but still hoped to become a hawk'shark.

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Author Topic: Assassin in the Ballast! (The game thread!) (Read 100014 times)