Topic: Community Conversation (Read 935024 times)

Malkalack · « **Reply #950 on:** October 30, 2016, 12:09:17 am »

I feel like people read too much into these things. They know that CYOAs were all fun adventure stories, right? If I wanted a farking essay on postmodernism I wouldn't read a choose-your-own-adventure.

betaband · « **Reply #951 on:** October 30, 2016, 12:33:43 am »

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/forum-games/message/20672
Doing a thing if anyone cares.

Daedalus · « **Reply #952 on:** November 09, 2016, 12:23:33 am »

America, a sad place now.

King Playa · « **Reply #953 on:** November 09, 2016, 12:55:11 am »

Woooo, let's vote for the guy who grabs women by the pussy and wants to throw nukes at anyone who makes fun of him!

Not Aman · « **Reply #954 on:** November 09, 2016, 12:59:48 am »

👈🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #955 on:** November 09, 2016, 03:23:26 pm »

I'm sure the checks and powers system of our government will reign him in fine.

Malkalack · « **Reply #956 on:** November 09, 2016, 03:42:24 pm »

He's going to have the Senate, Supreme Court and Executive.

King Playa · « **Reply #957 on:** November 09, 2016, 04:06:03 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on November 09, 2016, 03:23:26 pm

I'm sure the checks and powers system of our government will reign him in fine.

His tax plan is a farce though. I'm down for cutting taxes on the rich, taking away 40% of someone's paycheck is no Bueno, no matter how much money you make, but when you're raising taxes on single moms who are struggling enough already that's messed up.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/nov/06/hillary-clinton/would-51-single-parents-see-taxes-rise-under-donal/

killa_robot · « **Reply #958 on:** November 10, 2016, 11:55:33 pm »

Play civ 5.
Barbarians plunder my shit.
Kill them.
My tiles are pillaged. People are unhappy.
Set my two workers to auto because surely they'll repair the shit required to make my people happy.
Ignore them for a bit.
LOL NOPE.
RUN ACROSS THE MAP TO MY OTHER FarkING CITY.
GOTTA GET THAT FarkING SUGAR MAN.

Farking civ 5.

King Playa · « **Reply #959 on:** November 11, 2016, 04:30:11 am »

Speaking of the civilization games, anybody get 6 yet? I've been playing revolution for 5+ years now, is 6 worth picking up?

betaband · « **Reply #960 on:** November 12, 2016, 05:06:03 pm »

Anyone archive the phillia thread?

killa_robot · « **Reply #961 on:** November 12, 2016, 11:03:11 pm »

Oh yeah, since Daed is around again I should repost this:

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/koi-koi-~2d-the-hero-of-japan~21

I made a game out of our Mythic Nippon game. It's up for testing now. Kirito makes an appearance in it if you're interested in trying it out.

(New Game is the only option that fully works right now, although practice mode is mostly good except for the arcade bot I believe).

Arthesul · « **Reply #962 on:** November 15, 2016, 01:16:07 pm »

Quote from: King Playa on November 11, 2016, 04:30:11 am

Speaking of the civilization games, anybody get 6 yet? I've been playing revolution for 5+ years now, is 6 worth picking up?

As someone who has limited experience with a few Civ games, all I really know is that cultural victories are a thing, the Great Wall of China isn't as clunky to use anymore, and Teddy Roosevelt's back. I mean, the graphics are also pretty, and Harald Hardrada's voice is a joy to listen to as well. As far as Civ games go, it's more of the same, with bits and bobs added, removed, or "Optimized" in ways that might upset fans who prefer certain games or playstyles.

Also, as opposed to having one advisor for each subject, you only have one advisor for every subject, and she's a Greco-Roman lady with a vaguely Scottish accent.

Arthesul · « **Reply #963 on:** November 15, 2016, 01:20:09 pm »

Quote from: betaband on November 12, 2016, 05:06:03 pm

Anyone archive the phillia thread?

Was that the Danaos one, or did I miss something weird and hilarious?

King Playa · « **Reply #964 on:** November 15, 2016, 06:35:25 pm »

Quote from: Arthesul on November 15, 2016, 01:16:07 pm

As someone who has limited experience with a few Civ games, all I really know is that cultural victories are a thing, the Great Wall of China isn't as clunky to use anymore, and Teddy Roosevelt's back. I mean, the graphics are also pretty, and Harald Hardrada's voice is a joy to listen to as well. As far as Civ games go, it's more of the same, with bits and bobs added, removed, or "Optimized" in ways that might upset fans who prefer certain games or playstyles.

Also, as opposed to having one advisor for each subject, you only have one advisor for every subject, and she's a Greco-Roman lady with a vaguely Scottish accent.

I've only played Revolution, so I don't have much info on how the other games played, nor am I hip to how the Great Wall acted clunky. What used to be so wrong with it? It's always been a life saver when playing on deity mode.

Arthesul · « **Reply #965 on:** November 16, 2016, 11:48:57 am »

Quote from: King Playa on November 15, 2016, 06:35:25 pm

I've only played Revolution, so I don't have much info on how the other games played, nor am I hip to how the Great Wall acted clunky. What used to be so wrong with it? It's always been a life saver when playing on deity mode.

I don't know, because I never played with the Great Wall the first time around, I guess. According to the guy who was gushing over my shoulder as I played the game, the Great Wall is a more convenient option because now the game considers it a tile improvement, (as opposed to whatever it used to be?) and builders can just add more to it all over the place.

Speaking of Tile improvements, now you can make cities bigger on the map, which makes them more uber.

Forge · « **Reply #966 on:** November 16, 2016, 05:03:33 pm »

It used to be that the Great Wall was a wonder that gave the 'great Wall' defence benefit to all the cities you owned. Basically counting as a wall but it only counted for stuff already build and couldn't be lengthened of adapted so if you built a new city or captured one it would not get the benefit and you couldn't use it like a fort or to hold any other area.

King Playa · « **Reply #967 on:** November 16, 2016, 08:33:25 pm »

Quote from: Forge on November 16, 2016, 05:03:33 pm

It used to be that the Great Wall was a wonder that gave the 'great Wall' defence benefit to all the cities you owned. Basically counting as a wall but it only counted for stuff already build and couldn't be lengthened of adapted so if you built a new city or captured one it would not get the benefit and you couldn't use it like a fort or to hold any other area.

Oh, I didn't know that. In Revolution the benefit of building it was that countries couldn't declare war on you, and if you were already at war upon building it or started a war with them after, they would always accept ending the war.

So basically you could go into their territory, take a few potshots at some cities and see what you get away with, and if they were ever in a position to take some cities back you could just sue for peace and end the conflict until you wanted to do it all over again.

Only shitty thing about it was that the Great Wall became useless once another civilization discovered engineering, which meant you better build it and use it quick.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #968 on:** November 18, 2016, 12:06:34 pm »

Going on a real life adventure, either this week before Thanksgiving or next week after.

Time has come to move Lady Z's mom down from PA to stay with us in our new home here in NC.

The fun part is we can't afford U-Hauls, so we will be taking a giant horse trailer up to load and bring back down with all our stuff in it.

I don't look forward to driving down the Appalachian mnts in VA with a loaded trailer haha!

Anyway, I'll still have only limited access to the net, till after the big move.

Can't wait to put this behind me though!

Not Aman · « **Reply #969 on:** November 18, 2016, 12:11:00 pm »

Daaaaaaaaaaamn good luck bz

Forge · « **Reply #970 on:** November 18, 2016, 03:21:24 pm »

Woooo good Luck!

King Playa · « **Reply #971 on:** November 18, 2016, 11:16:59 pm »

Stay safe Big Z

Drakilian · « **Reply #972 on:** November 19, 2016, 11:04:32 am »

Good luck BZ

Malkalack · « **Reply #973 on:** November 19, 2016, 05:13:02 pm »

Don't get robbed by savage Indians or dastardly outlaws. Safe travels.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #974 on:** November 21, 2016, 08:57:04 pm »

Neato! I got to wear a yamika! Attended a multi-faith Thanksgiving service today at a Jewish synagogue.

Not Aman · « **Reply #975 on:** November 21, 2016, 09:00:55 pm »

Very neato!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #976 on:** November 25, 2016, 09:55:34 pm »

Great news!

Lady Z & I will be opening our karate school up again in January.

We are really excited about our new traditional and contemporary mix.

killa_robot · « **Reply #977 on:** November 25, 2016, 10:38:06 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on November 25, 2016, 09:55:34 pm

Great news!

Lady Z & I will be opening our karate school up again in January.

We are really excited about our new traditional and contemporary mix.

Congrats!

Arthesul · « **Reply #978 on:** November 25, 2016, 10:58:22 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on November 25, 2016, 09:55:34 pm

We are really excited about our new traditional and contemporary mix.

Sounds delicious! Terrible for your teeth, though.

Forge · « **Reply #979 on:** November 26, 2016, 08:05:11 pm »

Grats!

I'd join the dojo but it's a bit much of a commute...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #980 on:** November 29, 2016, 04:41:53 pm »

Speaking of a commute, I'm currently stuck in PA, waiting to see if a truck is available to haul all my crap back down to NC.

(The horse trailer thing fell through).

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #981 on:** December 02, 2016, 09:38:30 pm »

Damn... Get stranded in a foreign country without internet access for a week and this place goes deader than an old west ghost town.

killa_robot · « **Reply #982 on:** December 03, 2016, 12:20:32 pm »

Playing EU4. Trying to conquer Japan as Date (where Sendai would be). Most of Japan is broken into Daiymo states, which are vassals of our Japan overlord. All that really means is we're only allowed to war each other.

Doing well, conquered about 1/4 of Japan already. Another Daiymo declares surprise war on me, but that's fine. End up fending off the attack and am projected to win in the end. This is great for me, since I need to expand to be able to compete with the current largest Daiymo in Japan.

What Farking happens? Japan annexes the vassal I'm fighting.
In the middle of our war.
WHICH IS AGAINST THE FarkING RULES.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO ANNEX VASSALS WHEN THEY ARE NOT AT WAR.

This is why these strategy games piss me off so much. They never follow their own Farking rules.

Forge · « **Reply #983 on:** December 03, 2016, 07:16:52 pm »

Yup, one rule for the player and one for the computer seems to be a mainstay of then and it sucks.

As for the olde ghost town... I've been sick and working loads, also playing Dead Space and AC Unity in spare time and sorted out my sheets for Final War before being distracted by accepting a second job at a private clinic... The slow down was nicely timed for me lol

Drakilian · « **Reply #984 on:** December 03, 2016, 07:20:44 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on December 02, 2016, 09:38:30 pm

Damn... Get stranded in a foreign country without internet access for a week and this place goes deader than an old west ghost town.

Exams

Drakilian · « **Reply #985 on:** December 03, 2016, 07:21:03 pm »

Quote from: Forge on December 03, 2016, 07:16:52 pm

Yup, one rule for the player and one for the computer seems to be a mainstay of then and it sucks.

As for the olde ghost town... I've been sick and working loads, also playing Dead Space and AC Unity in spare time and sorted out my sheets for Final War before being distracted by accepting a second job at a private clinic... The slow down was nicely timed for me lol

... Final war?

Forge · « **Reply #986 on:** December 03, 2016, 07:42:36 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on December 03, 2016, 07:21:03 pm

... Final war?

Was thinking of running over christmas

Not Aman · « **Reply #987 on:** December 03, 2016, 08:57:25 pm »

Quote from: Forge on December 03, 2016, 07:42:36 pm

Was thinking of running over christmas

Return of the Forge?

Not Aman · « **Reply #988 on:** December 03, 2016, 08:57:36 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on December 03, 2016, 07:20:44 pm

Exams

Exams

betaband · « **Reply #989 on:** December 04, 2016, 12:58:08 am »

Quote from: Not Aman on December 03, 2016, 08:57:36 pm

Exams

Haha, I don't have finals until the end of the year. Private Jewish School ftw.

Drakilian · « **Reply #990 on:** December 04, 2016, 03:41:51 am »

Quote from: Forge on December 03, 2016, 07:42:36 pm

Was thinking of running over christmas

YES

Not Aman · « **Reply #991 on:** December 04, 2016, 09:45:23 am »

Quote from: betaband on December 04, 2016, 12:58:08 am

Haha, I don't have finals until the end of the year. Private Jewish School ftw.

College

betaband · « **Reply #992 on:** December 04, 2016, 03:02:41 pm »

Quote from: Not Aman on December 04, 2016, 09:45:23 am

College

Hehehe

kwism1127 · « **Reply #993 on:** December 04, 2016, 05:46:44 pm »

College = Exams

Not Aman · « **Reply #994 on:** December 04, 2016, 05:55:21 pm »

And potted plants. And alcohol

kwism1127 · « **Reply #995 on:** December 04, 2016, 07:50:04 pm »

Quote from: kwism1127 on December 04, 2016, 05:46:44 pm

College = Exams

Quote from: Not Aman on December 04, 2016, 05:55:21 pm

And potted plants. And alcohol

if sex == consensual:
college = (3/2Exams + sqrt(alcohol))math.pi ** plotted_plants
elif sex == nonconsensual:
college = False
jail = True

(I might have been programming too much recently . . .)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #996 on:** December 04, 2016, 08:52:46 pm »

Made it back home (driving a 26 foot box van). Now to lug everything out of it and then try to recover enough to get internet.

3J · « **Reply #997 on:** December 05, 2016, 02:31:06 am »

Quote from: kwism1127 on December 04, 2016, 07:50:04 pm

if sex == consensual:
college = (3/2Exams + sqrt(alcohol))math.pi ** plotted_plants
elif sex == nonconsensual:
college = False
jail = True

(I might have been programming too much recently . . .)

This is some strange cross between pseudocode and python and it's making me sad and happy accordingly.

King Playa · « **Reply #998 on:** December 05, 2016, 02:31:45 am »

Quote from: Not Aman on December 04, 2016, 05:55:21 pm

And potted plants. And alcohol

Don't forget candy of the nasal variety!

Arthesul · « **Reply #999 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:10:36 am »

Quote from: kwism1127 on December 04, 2016, 07:50:04 pm

if sex == consensual:
college = (3/2Exams + sqrt(alcohol))math.pi ** plotted_plants
elif sex == nonconsensual:
college = False
jail = True

(I might have been programming too much recently . . .)

Quote from: 3J on December 05, 2016, 02:31:06 am

This is some strange cross between pseudocode and python and it's making me sad and happy accordingly.

News:

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