Topic: Dumb things I do ;) (Read 99931 times)

Daedalus · « **Reply #50 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:36:25 pm »

Mwahaha! I was about a inch from spinning straight into a river! Volvooooo

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #51 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:38:18 pm »

Was this a result of texting?

Daedalus · « **Reply #52 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:41:56 pm »

Nah plain old playing around!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #53 on:** January 15, 2015, 07:10:24 am »

Daedalus reminds me of that old Mr. Bean episode, where Mr. Bean straps a sofa to the top of his car and then cant get in. So he rigs a rope and pole to drive the car, sitting in the sofa atop the roof! XD

Daedalus · « **Reply #54 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:58:23 pm »

Anyone here got snapchat?

killa_robot · « **Reply #55 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:42:57 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on March 23, 2015, 06:58:23 pm

Anyone here got snapchat?

We don't want to see your penis, Daed.

Drakilian · « **Reply #56 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:52:41 pm »

Quote from: killa_robot on March 23, 2015, 08:42:57 pm

We don't want to see your penis, Daed.

Speak for yourself.

King Playa · « **Reply #57 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:08:09 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on March 23, 2014, 09:04:07 pm

And now... i think this might be one of the more stupid things i've done. Asking my girlfriend to make me a sandwhich. (after she said some very touching and sweet things.

Not getting laid tonight people!

The weird thing is, I know girls who actually like being talked to like that. They consider it bold I guess, but I still don't understand it.

Oh, and if you guys think you've seen the worst tattoo ever on the internet, you're wrong. I am currently in possession of the world's worst tattoo, until I get it covered up at least. Got it solely because my friend said I wouldn't. Hey, it might be irrational and illogical, and I may have fallen for his reverse psychology, but I sure proved him wrong! It was a prison style tattoo too. My friend didn't have her tattoo gun at the time so we dipped a needle in pen ink and did it the old fashioned way.

Drakilian · « **Reply #58 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:40:08 pm »

What does it say? (More importantly, where is it?)

Forge · « **Reply #59 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:54:53 am »

Quote from: Drakilian on March 25, 2015, 08:40:08 pm

What does it say? (More importantly, where is it?)

It says "Enter here" with an arrow pointing down, it's on his lower back

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #60 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:12:58 am »

so so bad ...

betaband · « **Reply #61 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:51:23 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on March 25, 2015, 08:08:09 pm

The weird thing is, I know girls who actually like being talked to like that. They consider it bold I guess, but I still don't understand it.

Oh, and if you guys think you've seen the worst tattoo ever on the internet, you're wrong. I am currently in possession of the world's worst tattoo, until I get it covered up at least. Got it solely because my friend said I wouldn't. Hey, it might be irrational and illogical, and I may have fallen for his reverse psychology, but I sure proved him wrong! It was a prison style tattoo too. My friend didn't have her tattoo gun at the time so we dipped a needle in pen ink and did it the old fashioned way.

Is this you?

NSFW TATTOO
(letting you keep the Link, but the Pic itself is too crude for direct display on BHB - BZ)

Daedalus · « **Reply #62 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:10:37 pm »

That tatoo was awesome! ^^
Also, thinking of ways to improve on8 my smiley tatoo on the.. eh.. land down under if you know what i mean xD

And also, well this ofcourse hafto go in this category. Yay for Dumb shit!

Edit: Removed the link. Realised that some uses of "the knockout" are not legal in every state of the US. I dont want to promote the use of illegal substances.

(It's a beer/marijuana bong)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #63 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:32:10 pm »

What? Sipping beer through a straw?

Daedalus · « **Reply #64 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:39:38 pm »

>.>

<.<

Yes. thats all it is too it.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #65 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:42:35 pm »

Perv.

Arthesul · « **Reply #66 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:32:20 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on April 03, 2015, 05:10:37 pm

And also, well this ofcourse hafto go in this category. Yay for dumb shit!

http://knockyourselfout.ca/products/the-knockout

what do the bubbles even do? What kind of pussy drinks beer through a straw? Real men take bites out of the bottle and swallow whatever beer gets in their mouths inadvertantly!

Daedalus · « **Reply #67 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:56:39 pm »

XD

And i removed the link (though i realise the link is still very much there on Arthesuls quote)

Still, the thing is pretty awesome.

Arthesul · « **Reply #68 on:** April 03, 2015, 08:46:16 pm »

Seriously though, what's the point in that? The site doesn't provide any explanation, so I'm just sitting and contemplating what the hell it is with bubble straws sold on sketchy web 2.0 sites.

Daedalus · « **Reply #69 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:06:59 pm »

Bubbles? they dont do anything out of the ordinary bulbbly bubbles thing.

The thing itself works like when you start to drink you light up the marijuana part at the same time, as the beer goes down the bong fills itself with THC smoke. Then you can take a hit after you've chugged down the beer.

If you're asking what the point is in a beer bong, the answer is simple. Speed. (And ofcourse we measure manlyness by how fast you can drink beer)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #70 on:** April 04, 2015, 05:20:30 am »

Yeah, at first I was like 'Beer Enema?!?' but then they do have a FAQ page that shows you use it for shotguns and a water/beer bong, etc.

Tsk Tsk, so sophomoric haha!

Daedalus · « **Reply #71 on:** April 04, 2015, 07:33:53 am »

sophomoric.. i know this a school term for what grade your in, but i dont know which one. ^^

"So sophomoric" translates into so awesome. >.>

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #72 on:** April 04, 2015, 08:01:11 am »

It does for the sophomores at least.

Daedalus · « **Reply #73 on:** April 04, 2015, 08:45:44 am »

Well, i imagine that you've all but moved on from such activities. Being old and all that.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #74 on:** April 04, 2015, 12:51:17 pm »

I am moved all right.

Daedalus · « **Reply #75 on:** April 04, 2015, 01:01:29 pm »

did i offend you? I didnt mean to do that if thats the case.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #76 on:** April 04, 2015, 06:09:58 pm »

Not at all D

'Moved' in English can be used in reference to 'Inspired' & 'Had a Bowel Movement' - so when I say 'I'm Moved', it's a joke meaning to infer you just inspired me, but really, what you just said makes me want to take a crap haha!

Arthesul · « **Reply #77 on:** April 04, 2015, 06:31:31 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on April 03, 2015, 09:06:59 pm

Bubbles? they dont do anything out of the ordinary bulbbly bubbles thing.

The thing itself works like when you start to drink you light up the marijuana part at the same time, as the beer goes down the bong fills itself with THC smoke. Then you can take a hit after you've chugged down the beer.

If you're asking what the point is in a beer bong, the answer is simple. Speed. (And ofcourse we measure manlyness by how fast you can drink beer)

Ah, I didn't know it was a beer bong. The page you showed me never specifically said, and I never saw a beer bong before, even though I live in Farking Wisconsin. Seriously, this is land of lakes, beer, Germans, and hemp rope, I'd suspect that would be the only kind of bong around here...

Daedalus · « **Reply #78 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:19:07 pm »

Nercroing my own thread for your amusement!

So, this morning started like every other morning. Wake up, Go for a smoke, Get in the shower, eat brush and all that shit.

So after all that, i get the idea to go up on the roof for a smoke (I sometimes do this, i like the view) and i dont really know what happend after haha. Just remembering lying on the ground in a bush, drained of air.

I seriously need to film everything i do. Got away with a few scrates, which is incredibly lucky considering it was like a 3 meter drop haha!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #79 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:37:24 pm »

Is it wrong that I can totally picture that chain of events? LOL!

Daedalus · « **Reply #80 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:38:46 pm »

>.>

<.<

I'd like to say "Yes, yes it is." But i just can't do it! ;

Drakilian · « **Reply #81 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:39:41 pm »

Wednesday I got truly drunk. I don't remember what happened but I was told I tore my shirt off attacked three people, punched two holes in the wall, snarled at everything in sight, attacked my dad when he came to pick me up, had to be held down by several people (accomplished during a brief moment of lucidity), and I woke up somewhere having no idea how I got there, covered in scrapes and bruises, two hours of my life just missing.

Tl;dr I'm an angry drunk

It's also my 18th today so I hope i don't get a repeat of that now

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #82 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:46:38 pm »

Hope that's out of your system Drak! Could save you a lot of real trouble in the future.

Happy B-Day BTW!

Drakilian · « **Reply #83 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:47:13 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 22, 2016, 12:46:38 pm

Hope that's out of your system Drak! Could save you a lot of real trouble in the future.

I don't plan on getting that drunk again, haha

Not Aman · « **Reply #84 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:48:31 pm »

Yeah this bum wrote my irl name on the site while in his drunk revilery ha ha.

Daedalus · « **Reply #85 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:49:37 pm »

Shit, i've had a few those aswell. Im not usually a angry drunk, more like i think of every stupid shit one can possibly do and i do it. Don't let me near any water because i swear to god i'll rip all my clothes off (If im that smart) and just dive in!

But yeah, back to the topic at hand; This one time, we started drinking waaaaay to early, around 11:00 am something. Needless to say, around 15:00 PM we were waaay to Farked up. Hadn't slept anything either so there was that. Dont remember anything (at all) from arounbd 15:30 to 21:00 Pm.

To this day, i have no clue what happend that day. Only a few tid-bits here and there. Yeah, did i mention i was all beat up when i came to? Like bruises everywhere. 2 pairs of black eyes.

This is when i learned i should never (ever) get Drunk on Wine and Whisky. Also, i haven't touched any of them since that faithful day haha

King Playa · « **Reply #86 on:** July 22, 2016, 07:49:20 pm »

You guys would be insane to party with, haha. I can see it now.

Daed is the joker of the group, always getting into shenanigans and being a blast.

Drak is that Guy who destroys everyone at beer pong then gets into a fight with a pitbull.

Aman is the guy who gets way too wasted and people Fark with him while he's passed out.

BZ is basically the Senior in a room full of freshman, teaching us how to balance being drunk and having a good time while not making asses out of ourselves.

Kiel_Farren · « **Reply #87 on:** July 22, 2016, 08:12:11 pm »

... And I'd be the designated driver, watching and laughing my ass off at the rest of you, because I have never been able to get so much as properly buzzed no matter how much I drank.

Forge · « **Reply #88 on:** July 22, 2016, 08:48:44 pm »

And I get the distinct impression that I'd be the guy bringing the keg of a classic non-fizzy English cider for everyone to try and realize how good it is.

Then I'd only get one drink and have to look after Daed since he accidently fell through a dry wall. Then I'd try and get back to my drink by find Drak punching a tree and have to wrap his knuckles... I think I'd just have to wait till they passed out with Aman or ran off then I could chill with Bz and a nice single malt...

killa_robot · « **Reply #89 on:** July 22, 2016, 09:41:11 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on July 22, 2016, 12:39:41 pm

Wednesday I got truly drunk. I don't remember what happened but I was told I tore my shirt off attacked three people, punched two holes in the wall, snarled at everything in sight, attacked my dad when he came to pick me up, had to be held down by several people (accomplished during a brief moment of lucidity), and I woke up somewhere having no idea how I got there, covered in scrapes and bruises, two hours of my life just missing.

Tl;dr I'm an angry drunk

It's also my 18th today so I hope i don't get a repeat of that now

100% not surprised you're an angry drunk, lol.

Daedalus · « **Reply #90 on:** July 23, 2016, 11:11:34 am »

Well, this was a night to remember. Sort of.

I didnt have anything planned (at all) but i got so bored just sitting at home so i left to find some friends at around 23:00, got into a fight so had a few people looking for me, then i ended up at a rave in a forest, on the top of a high cliff overlooking the ocean. Was frekkin awesome. Met a few other friends there, accidentely took Ecstasy (had a headache, asked a friend for a headache pill. Was not a headache pill.

Then i just danced the night away in a ecstazy haze, watched the sunrise (which, no joke, was the most beautiful sunrise i've ever seen.)

All in all, i'm not a big fan of drugs in general but hot damn i had a good night

Not Aman · « **Reply #91 on:** July 23, 2016, 08:35:17 pm »

Quote from: playa988 on July 22, 2016, 07:49:20 pm

You guys would be insane to party with, haha. I can see it now.

Daed is the joker of the group, always getting into shenanigans and being a blast.

Drak is that Guy who destroys everyone at beer pong then gets into a fight with a pitbull.

Aman is the guy who gets way too wasted and people Fark with him while he's passed out.

BZ is basically the Senior in a room full of freshman, teaching us how to balance being drunk and having a good time while not making asses out of ourselves.

I'm actually a really happy drunk ha ha.

King Playa · « **Reply #92 on:** July 24, 2016, 02:50:02 am »

Quote from: Daedalus on July 23, 2016, 11:11:34 am

Well, this was a night to remember. Sort of.

I didnt have anything planned (at all) but i got so bored just sitting at home so i left to find some friends at around 23:00, got into a fight so had a few people looking for me, then i ended up at a rave in a forest, on the top of a high cliff overlooking the ocean. Was frekkin awesome. Met a few other friends there, accidentely took Ecstasy (had a headache, asked a friend for a headache pill. Was not a headache pill.

Then i just danced the night away in a ecstazy haze, watched the sunrise (which, no joke, was the most beautiful sunrise i've ever seen.)

All in all, i'm not a big fan of drugs in general but hot damn i had a good night

You, my friend, know how to get down. If you ever find yourself in Cleveland I got you on the homie hook up.

King Playa · « **Reply #93 on:** July 24, 2016, 02:51:22 am »

Hmm, all this talk about drinking makes me wonder how a beer pong tournament would go.

My money is on Killa.

Sethaniel · « **Reply #94 on:** July 24, 2016, 07:30:30 am »

Quote from: killa_robot on July 22, 2016, 09:41:11 pm

100% not surprised you're an angry drunk, lol.

Quote from: Aman on July 23, 2016, 08:35:17 pm

I'm actually a really happy drunk ha ha.

Yeah I mean, aren't people supposed to be the opposite of how they usually are? XD

Not Aman · « **Reply #95 on:** July 24, 2016, 08:34:51 am »

Quote from: Sethaniel on July 24, 2016, 07:30:30 am

Yeah I mean, aren't people supposed to be the opposite of how they usually are? XD

Drakilian · « **Reply #96 on:** July 24, 2016, 09:06:03 am »

Quote from: playa988 on July 24, 2016, 02:51:22 am

Hmm, all this talk about drinking makes me wonder how a beer pong tournament would go.

My money is on Killa.

Puffy I go three out of the six for my team! (And destroyed at darts when I could barely stand straight)

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