(Alright, update is finally here ^_^)
As the Cabinet Members rise up to lynch Daedalus, he suddenly cackles in delight.
"Mwaahahaha!" He yells as his face distorts. "You got me, but I'm taking somebody with me!" As his face twists and turns gruesomely, so does his body...
"KIRITO KIRIGAYA?!?!?" You all exclaim.
"Yes, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Kirito/Daedalus screams, as he takes out his laser pistol and points it at BerkaZerka. As the hairy Cabinet Member known as Galo tries to tackle him, Berka's face is already vaporised and turned to dust. As his blood squirts out of his spinal cord, it shows who he was: Cabinet Member. And indeed Daedalus is dead, and he was the Alien.
But wait? Who is the President then? None else than Aeon_Spiral.
Huzzah! The Government wins! You all broadcast the news the Alien's mission was compromised, and the President is alive and well. The Rednecks leave deterred, though the sinks remain clogged...
END