Topic: Alien in the Congress! (Read 165015 times)

Tanstaafl · « **on:** February 16, 2014, 11:08:09 pm »

Alien in the Congress!

Basics: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Assassin_in_the_Palace

A shapeshifting Martian has infiltrated the government, and the President's life is in danger! The Cabinet Members are unsure who to trust, and they move with the President to the lounge, where the secret board meetings take place. The doors are locked, the Alien is among them, and if It isn't killed soon, then the President will be killed and the next president could hire someone else in their place! (And, perhaps, the Martians might try to conquer the nation during the confusion and chaos, but whatever)

1 Alien- This devious shapeshifter from Mars has one shot (literally-- his laser pistol has one charge left) to assassinate the President. He can do this at any point during the game, even right before he is lynched. One shot, remember.

1 President- Without him, the nation will fall (or prosper, who knows?) His goal is to to simply survive the assassination attempt.

6 Cabinet Members - Job is to protect the President at all costs, you all are willing to put your lives on the line to protect him. They all know who the president is, but they don't know which of them to trust, and they can't expose the President's identity to the Alien! And so, they need find the Alien before it's too late...

Not only that, but the protesting rednecks outside are crying revolution, so they need to lynch the Alien ASAP!

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:08:47 pm »

Players:
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Aeon_Spiral

Aman

BerkaZerka

Cool74

Daedalus

Drakilian

Galobbter

xt1000305
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5 votes needed to lynch, must be in bold. Votes should be done like so:
Vote: Bob

Change Votes like this:
CHANGE-VOTE: ~~Bob~~ Frank

Any further questions/clarifications should be done in the interest thread or PMs. I think that's it, thanks! (If I forgot to put something in, please note it in the Interest thread especially

)

This is a nightless mafia game, so the only thing I do is write the lynchings or kill off a player who doesn't show. Good luck Cabinet Members!

Ah yes, NO PMING BETWEEN PLAYERS! Thanks.
(Start haha)

Galobtter · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:16:04 pm »

Let's kill Aeon! Look at his profile! Japanese are aliens, right?
Vote: Aeon

Not Aman · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:17:58 pm »

Lets hold off on Lynching, Indian/Gorrila Cabinet Member Galo.

My mustache needs some waxing, and for some odd reason, I seem to remember something eerily similar to this in a past life.. Odd

Daedalus · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:30:06 pm »

"Seeing as we dont have much chanse of surviving this after all... how about a toast to our greatness?" He held up a bottle of scotch.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:36:38 pm »

Hmmm Gorilla boy seems overly eager. Keep it in your pants sir.

Now where were we? Someone mentioned scotch....

Not Aman · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:37:51 pm »

I support nuking mars. Twice.

Daedalus · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:39:27 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:37:51 pm

I support nuking mars. Twice.

"Nuking mars.. Bah. We dont have enough nukes in this world to nuke mars. Unless we nuke it like they did in that movie.... armageddon." He replies.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:39:57 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:37:51 pm

I support nuking mars. Twice.

seems kinda silly the martians tunneled from so deep under their planet just to try to take over ours. Well I guess we have to lynch someone dont we?

Daedalus · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:41:40 pm »

Quote from: Aeon_spiral on February 16, 2014, 11:39:57 pm

seems kinda silly the martians tunneled from so deep under their planet just to try to take over ours. Well I guess we have to lynch someone dont we?

"I agree dear sir. Now the question is, who do we lynch?" He asked, pouring up some vintage scotch for him.

Not Aman · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:39:27 pm

"Nuking mars.. Bah. We dont have enough nukes in this world to nuke mars. Unless we nuke it like they did in that movie.... armageddon." He replies.

Nukes always, always, work.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:44:52 pm »

Sooo.... we should nuke all of us?

xt1000305 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:51:33 pm »

'Nuking everyone would kill the Martian... But the President would die too! We can't kill the one who pays us! If we do, who's gonna pay us?'

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:53:29 pm »

Quote from: xt1000305 on February 16, 2014, 11:51:33 pm

'Nuking everyone would kill the Martian... But the President would die too! We can't kill the one who pays us! If we do, who's gonna pay us?'

no one... you'd be dead

Daedalus · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:56:35 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 16, 2014, 11:43:16 pm

Nukes always, always, work.

Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"

Not Aman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:57:26 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:56:35 pm

Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"

Who?
Nuke 'em.

xt1000305 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:59:45 pm »

So, I have inside information that Bob or Frank is the Martian. Any Bobs or Franks here?

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:00:26 am »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 16, 2014, 11:56:35 pm

Then let me put it this way, so your inferior mind can understand. Put a firecracker on the Palm of your hand and you get some burns... But put the firecracker in a closed fist, and boom you got no hand. It Would take way to much time to drill a hole on mars, we need to take action right now. The only question is, who?"

how do yo uknow how much time it would take to drill a hole on Mars? ALIEN! Lynch: Daedalus

Daedalus · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:03:09 am »

Quote from: Aeon_spiral on February 17, 2014, 12:00:26 am

how do yo uknow how much time it would take to drill a hole on Mars? ALIEN! Lynch: Daedalus

"It's A gigantic planet, we dont know much about it and it takes about a year to even get there. Need i say
More?" He replied, taking a zip from his scotch.

Drakilian · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:08:45 am »

Screw nukes! I say that we use antimatter charges, that shit blows up everything

cool74 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:15:07 am »

Or we could do our jobs and kill the alien in our midst.

Drakilian · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:23:02 am »

Quote from: cool74 on February 17, 2014, 12:15:07 am

Or we could do our jobs and kill the alien in our midst.

Why just kill one alien when you can kill all the aliens?

*Says the guy wearing an I <3 xenophobia t-shirt

Drakilian · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:26:24 am »

"Besides! It's the perfect way to weed out the assassin! What idiot would vote to destroy his own planet and population with anti-matter nukes? This is the perfect plan!"

Vote: Nuke Mars

OOC: I really, really want this to be a viable way to win the game XD

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:27:58 am »

Chnage Vote: ~~Daedalus~~ NUKE MARS

if we threaten their homeworld they are sure to show themselves to prevent it.

Not Aman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:28:51 am »

Fark yeah!

Vote: Nuke mars

(OOC: lol, the assasintion is no longer for conquest but it'll be for vengeance. XD)

Drakilian · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:29:32 am »

Quote from: Aman on February 17, 2014, 12:28:51 am

(OOC: lol, the assasintion is no longer for conquest but it'll be for vengeance. XD)

OOC: Nah, most people would sacrifice themselves to stop the nuking of their entire species.

Daedalus · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:35:08 am »

"Thats what you're voting for? Nuking mars? Thats going to be some reaaaaaally expensive firework."

vote: nuke mars

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:38:07 am »

*THUMP
Crashes are heard. Cusses, crashes, bear spills are seeping under the locked, splintering doors. This is when the Cabinet Members must realise that even if Mars is nuked, and the Alien is found out, the Rednecks protesting outside can break through any moment. And the rednecks are WAY more dangerous than the Martian, ohh yes, and shall break and enter ~~when the Powers That Be feel like it~~ if they take too much time without results (the nuke will reach in several days, so yeah), and the rednecks will barge in and kill the President; then the Cabinet Members will lose their jobs for sure. The only way to stop the incoming onslaught of Rednecks, is to successfully lynch the Alien with the president alive! and Broadcast it. (Yes, the lounge has that kind of equipment)

Your call guys, your call.

*Ahem
1 vote for Aeon_Spiral
4 votes for Nuking Mars.

As for the Powers That Be, we shall sleep now, play nice

Drakilian · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:42:09 am »

Vote: ~~Nuke Mars~~ Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars

Not Aman · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:42:46 am »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:42:09 am

Vote: ~~Nuke Mars~~ Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars

That would end up hitting us, you fool! XD

Damn these rednecks, they annoy my mustache

Drakilian · « **Reply #30 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:44:12 am »

Vote: ~~~~Nuke Mars~~ Nuke rednecks, THEN Mars~~ Get Aman's mustache to strangle the rednecks to death while nuking mars

Drakilian · « **Reply #31 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:47:00 am »

Our productivity is astounding.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #32 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:47:55 am »

Quickly men! Pile a bunch of shit in front of the doors. We must Nuke a potentially life bearing planet!

Aeon moves from his seat and begins tossing stacks of papers and chairs in front of the door.

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #33 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:51:55 am »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 17, 2014, 12:47:00 am

Our productivity is astounding.

OOC: Best game of mafia ever?

xt1000305 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 17, 2014, 01:12:00 am »

VOTE: NUKE MARS

Daedalus · « **Reply #35 on:** February 17, 2014, 01:27:57 am »

"Eh, screw it."

VOTE CHANGE: ~~Nuke mars~~Drakilian

Galobtter · « **Reply #36 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:20:42 am »

Change Vote: ~~Aeon~~ Aman
He wants to distract us from our mission by making us want to nuke mars! ~~And mustache~~

Not Aman · « **Reply #37 on:** February 17, 2014, 11:12:11 am »

Lol.

But, it's rather annoying. My mustache doesn't like red necks. We need to lynch someone, though.

xt1000305 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 17, 2014, 11:20:01 am »

Quote from: Aman on February 17, 2014, 11:12:11 am

Lol.

But, it's rather annoying. My mustache doesn't like red necks. We need to lynch someone, though.

Alright alright. We need to lynch someone, so let that someone be YOU!

Vote Change:~~NUKEMARS~~ AMAN

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #39 on:** February 17, 2014, 11:28:02 am »

No no no we need to Nuke mars! And block this door before the rednecks get in! Quickly you fools!

cool74 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 17, 2014, 12:32:50 pm »

My guess right now is Aman but I really think it is Xt. Decisions Decisions...

Vote Aman

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #41 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:04:23 pm »

"Fools!" a voice scolds loudly from the corner chair. It is an older gentleman with side burns down to his shoulders.

"I have known Colonel Aman de Haversham the Third since he was but a Cadet. And I can tell you with some authority, that no martian scum could ever duplicate the magnificence of his stachi-tude!"

Then glaring at Daedalus, he finishes - "The one pointing the finger the hardest is the real Alien among us (and I'm not just saying that because he's from Mexico)!"

Vote: Daedalus!

Not Aman · « **Reply #42 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:06:15 pm »

Haversham?

XD

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:09:17 pm »

The Third

Daedalus · « **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:11:10 pm »

"Or Perhaps you are the Green little martian mr curry-beard?" He asked, while staring at his bottle of scotch...

"Which One of you wanna-be rednecks drack my whiskey?" He asks with a stern look to the company.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:14:36 pm »

"Bah!"

Not Aman · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:32:34 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 17, 2014, 02:14:36 pm

"Bah!"

"Wah!"

Daedalus · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:40:45 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 17, 2014, 02:32:34 pm

"Wah!"

"Bah, you two are clearly plotting something... I vote to kill Amans mustasche!"

VOTE CHANGE: ~~NUKE MARS DRAKILIAN~~ AMAN

Not Aman · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:42:34 pm »

Not my mustache!

And if I was plotting something with Berka, wouldn't that mean that I'm not the assasin?

Odd.

VOTE: DAEDALUS

Daedalus · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2014, 02:45:59 pm »

Quote from: Aman on February 17, 2014, 02:42:34 pm

Not my mustache!

And if I was plotting something with Berka, wouldn't that mean that I'm not the assasin?

Odd.

VOTE: DAEDALUS

"Or that you are cheating via whispers! (Pm)" he shouted back, pointing like mad at AMAN.

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