Topic: Alien in the Congress! (Read 164045 times)

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #100 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:38:33 pm »

(Alright, update is finally here ^_^)

As the Cabinet Members rise up to lynch Daedalus, he suddenly cackles in delight.

"Mwaahahaha!" He yells as his face distorts. "You got me, but I'm taking somebody with me!" As his face twists and turns gruesomely, so does his body...

"KIRITO KIRIGAYA?!?!?" You all exclaim.

"Yes, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Kirito/Daedalus screams, as he takes out his laser pistol and points it at BerkaZerka. As the hairy Cabinet Member known as Galo tries to tackle him, Berka's face is already vaporised and turned to dust. As his blood squirts out of his spinal cord, it shows who he was: Cabinet Member. And indeed Daedalus is dead, and he was the Alien.

But wait? Who is the President then? None else than Aeon_Spiral.

Huzzah! The Government wins! You all broadcast the news the Alien's mission was compromised, and the President is alive and well. The Rednecks leave deterred, though the sinks remain clogged...

END

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #101 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:41:55 pm »

Prologue:
As the the end of President Aeon's term comes, they finally convince the rest of Congress to simply nuke Mars, as to not let something like this happen again. As such, Mars is now a wasteland filled with radiation, and in the history books the current Congress is constantly scolded for committing mass genocide to 'Sentient Life Forms'. (That's okay though, you guys still had your jobs until the term ended)

However, unbeknownst to man, several Martian Ships who were out to lunch at the time of the bombing of Marsville want revenge...

Drakilian · « **Reply #102 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:45:18 pm »

Ahem, Prologue?

So this is only just the beginning...

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #103 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:47:17 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 18, 2014, 05:45:18 pm

Ahem, Prologue?

So this is only just the beginning...

Yeah, in the case someone wants me to run another of these (I personally enjoyed it), wanted an excuse to do it in a similar setting.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #104 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:31:29 pm »

I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Cross-Dresser In The Harem!

The Harem is not safe! One of the 'girls' is not what 'she' seems!

Can the girls keep him away from the Sultan's Favorite Wife before the intruder gets his freak on?

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #105 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:33:17 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 07:31:29 pm

I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Cross-Dresser In The Harem!

The Harem is not safe! One of the 'girls' is not what 'she' seems!

Can the girls keep him away from the Sultan's Favorite Wife before the intruder gets his freak on?

Aka- Dungeons and Drag-queens? XD

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #106 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:41:01 pm »

But with even burlier facial hair!

Galobtter · « **Reply #107 on:** February 18, 2014, 11:45:30 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 07:31:29 pm

I think I'd like to run one of these called -

Penguin In The Mustache Harem!

The Mustache Harem is not safe! One of the 'mustaches' is not what 'mustache' seems!

Can the mustaches keep him away from the MUSTACHE's Favorite Mustache before the intruder gets his freak on?

Berka...

cool74 · « **Reply #108 on:** February 19, 2014, 03:11:50 am »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 18, 2014, 07:41:01 pm

But with even burlier facial hair!

Is pika chutl still going on?

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #109 on:** February 19, 2014, 11:33:36 am »

You know, Daedalus, I was surprised you didn't kill Aeon. I was afraid Galo's very first post gave it away

Daedalus · « **Reply #110 on:** February 19, 2014, 12:01:12 pm »

Quote from: Tanstaafl on February 19, 2014, 11:33:36 am

You know, Daedalus, I was surprised you didn't kill Aeon. I was afraid Galo's very first post gave it away

I Didnt think that far^^ i started suspecting Aeon later on though but then BZ started his accussations, at tht point i was like: survive, or kill BZ!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #111 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:32:34 pm »

Quote from: cool74 on February 19, 2014, 03:11:50 am

Is pika chutl still going on?

Yes, but over here now.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #112 on:** February 19, 2014, 02:33:35 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 19, 2014, 12:01:12 pm

I Didnt think that far^^ i started suspecting Aeon later on though but then BZ started his accussations, at tht point i was like: survive, or kill BZ!

Yeah, hehe - I got you to fall for it too!

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #113 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:54:09 pm »

I voted for Daed first mind you... I knew it was him from start. But then we got on nuking mars.

Daedalus · « **Reply #114 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:59:26 pm »

Quote from: Aeon_spiral on February 19, 2014, 05:54:09 pm

I voted for Daed first mind you... I knew it was him from start. But then we got on nuking mars.

How did you know it was me?

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #115 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:01:39 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 19, 2014, 05:59:26 pm

How did you know it was me?

my gut feeling. I voted for you first for a reason. Damn Drak with his nuke Mars plan.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #116 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:28:08 pm »

But it was a good plan!

cool74 · « **Reply #117 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:15:45 pm »

No it was a incredible dumb plan but then aren't those some of the most fun?

Drakilian · « **Reply #118 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:31:18 pm »

Quote from: cool74 on February 20, 2014, 04:15:45 pm

No it was a incredible dumb plan but then aren't those some of the most fun?

It was a great plan lol. If this was a realistic scenario, the assassin would have given himself up so that his home planet and entire species wasn't terminated.

Daedalus · « **Reply #119 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:44:17 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 04:31:18 pm

It was a great plan lol. If this was a realistic scenario, the assassin would have given himself up so that his home planet and entire species wasn't terminated.

If we lived in tunnles and such not much would have happend tbh

Drakilian · « **Reply #120 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:50:33 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 04:44:17 pm

If we lived in tunnles and such not much would have happend tbh

No? Lol, anti-matter literally destroys matter, wiping it from existence (Well, supposedly). If it was possible to launch those, Mars would be rendered uninhabitable fast.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #121 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:57:55 pm »

Too bad anit-matter is just regular matter with the opposite spin. (but yeah, it does annihilate itself when it comes into contact with its exact atomic opposite)

Daedalus · « **Reply #122 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:01:51 pm »

Oh and btw Tan, i love the scooby Do ending hahaha

Drakilian · « **Reply #123 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:02:03 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 04:57:55 pm

Too bad anit-matter is just regular matter with the opposite spin. (but yeah, it does annihilate itself when it comes into contact with its exact atomic opposite)

WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #124 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:07:12 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:02:03 pm

WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!

Yeah... If you sent enough anti-red dirt molecules.

I say just nuke it with a man-made Solar Flare!

Daedalus · « **Reply #125 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:09:39 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:02:03 pm

WHICH WOULD ANNIHALATE MARS DAMMIT!

Do you realise exactly how big mars is?

Drakilian · « **Reply #126 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:19:10 pm »

Quote from: Daedalus on February 20, 2014, 05:09:39 pm

Do you realise exactly how big mars is?

Not big enough.

Drakilian · « **Reply #127 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:22:07 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 05:07:12 pm

Yeah... If you sent enough anti-red dirt molecules.

I say just nuke it with a man-made Solar Flare!

Not necessarily, it could be any other form of antimatter (Such as uranium anti-matter) and would have the same effect. Well, actually, the larger the mass the bigger the explosion...

Regardless, still way for radiation and explosion-ing than a nuclear bomb. If they could manage the same level of mass as that used for a nuclear bomb, the magnitude of the explosion would be near inconceivable - trillions of times more powerful than those puny "Nuke" watchamacallits.

You know, if we could make anti-matter...

Daedalus · « **Reply #128 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:49:25 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:22:07 pm

Not necessarily, it could be any other form of antimatter (Such as uranium anti-matter) and would have the same effect. Well, actually, the larger the mass the bigger the explosion...

Regardless, still way for radiation and explosion-ing than a nuclear bomb. If they could manage the same level of mass as that used for a nuclear bomb, the magnitude of the explosion would be near inconceivable - trillions of times more powerful than those puny "Nuke" watchamacallits.

You know, if we could make anti-matter...

In which im sure there are some gravity/pulling laws that would doom the entire human species aswell ^^

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #129 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:08:14 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 20, 2014, 05:22:07 pm

You know, if we could make antimatter...

We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!

Tanstaafl · « **Reply #130 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:10:48 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 08:08:14 pm

We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!

Can you just have an antimatter carbon?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #131 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:30:07 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter

Aeon_spiral · « **Reply #132 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:58:49 pm »

We successfully created a black hole, and antimatter inside the Large Haldron Collider... I believe it was last year?

Not Aman · « **Reply #133 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:10:22 pm »

Quote from: Aeon_spiral on February 20, 2014, 09:58:49 pm

We successfully created a black hole, and antimatter inside the Large Haldron Collider... I believe it was last year?

We think we can, but I don't think we ever succeded.

http://www.livescience.com/27811-creating-mini-black-holes.html

Drakilian · « **Reply #134 on:** February 21, 2014, 08:23:07 am »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 20, 2014, 08:08:14 pm

We actually can make antimatter. And you could only use Uranium Antimatter to annihilate Uranium. It wouldn't react to anything else.

For example, you couldn't have an Antimatter Cheeseburger, but you could have Antimatter Buns, Antimatter Patties, Antimatter Pickles, Antimatter Mustard , and Antimatter Ketchup. Put them all together and you could annihilate a Cheeseburger haha!

Why would you think that?

Quote

Antimatter cannot be stored in a container made of ordinary matter because antimatter reacts with any matter it touches, annihilating itself and an equal amount of the container.

~Wikipedia on "storing antimatter"

Galobtter · « **Reply #135 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:53:03 am »

Magnets. I actually thought of that before I looked it up.
http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/

Drakilian · « **Reply #136 on:** February 21, 2014, 10:03:27 am »

Quote from: Galobtter on February 21, 2014, 09:53:03 am

Magnets. I actually thought of that before I looked it up.
http://newscenter.lbl.gov/news-releases/2010/11/17/antimatter-atoms/

Yes, I know that, it's not the point -_-

Anti matter cannot be stored in any other matter because it reacts with ALL matter.

Galobtter · « **Reply #137 on:** February 21, 2014, 10:07:14 am »

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #138 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:52:07 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 10:03:27 am

Yes, I know that, it's not the point -_-

Anti matter cannot be stored in any other matter because it reacts with ALL matter.

No.

An Anti-Hydrogen molecule will not react to any other molecule but Hydrogen.

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Antimatter cannot be stored in a container made of ordinary matter because antimatter reacts with any matter it touches, annihilating itself and an equal amount of the container. Antimatter in the form of charged particles can be contained by a combination of electric and magnetic fields, in a device called a Penning trap. This device cannot, however, contain antimatter that consists of uncharged particles, for which atomic traps are used. In particular, such a trap may use the dipole moment (electric or magnetic) of the trapped particles. At high vacuum, the matter or antimatter particles can be trapped and cooled with slightly off-resonant laser radiation using a magneto-optical trap or magnetic trap. Small particles can also be suspended with optical tweezers, using a highly focused laser beam.[citation needed]

^ I call BS on this entire section haha!

Drakilian · « **Reply #139 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:53:50 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 01:52:07 pm

(My Wiki Article was referenced first, so it's got to be more true than yours.)

The earlier references are outdated

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #140 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:55:28 pm »

^See my glorious Ninja Edit Above

Drakilian · « **Reply #141 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:55:35 pm »

Also, I can't find anything online saying that anti-hydrogen only reacts with hydrogen.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #142 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:57:59 pm »

Time to flex the Google-Fu...

Drakilian · « **Reply #143 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:58:20 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 01:57:59 pm

Time to flex the Google-Fu...

I did!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #144 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:03:49 pm »

OK then, I concede that everything currently at the top of Google supports that any negative spin meeting any positive spin results in annihilation. I wonder where I go the notion that it took like molecular structure to do that...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #145 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:04:20 pm »

That said, your segment is still BS (because they failed to properly cite it) hehehe...

Drakilian · « **Reply #146 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:07:49 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on February 21, 2014, 02:04:20 pm

That said, your segment is still BS (because they failed to properly cite it) hehehe...

*Ahem, wikipedia's segment, not mine. (which you brought up in the first place, I might add).

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #147 on:** February 21, 2014, 02:08:50 pm »

Quote from: Drakilian on February 21, 2014, 02:07:49 pm

*Ahem, wikipedia's segment, not mine. (which you brought up in the first place, I might add).

Oh no, you can't distance yourself from it that easily.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #148 on:** February 25, 2014, 01:29:43 pm »

I stand corrected...

Daedalus · « **Reply #149 on:** March 05, 2014, 12:22:08 am »

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