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[BerkaZerka]

Got a mean Bounty? Stat up your own Cowboys, Heroes, and Bad Guys here!

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BZ

[BerkaZerka]

So who will be first to stat up a legend? 

BZ

[BerkaZerka]

Ninja
80 XP

Stats
Age Unknown; Gender Unknown; Height 5’11”; Weight 165; Eyes Brown; Hair Unknown; Skin Swarthy
Vitality Points (0) 24
Wound Points (–1) 8
Armor Value 5

Abilities
Str 3; Agi 5; Con 3; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 3

Saves
React 10; Endure 8; Will 8
Luck Points 3
Surge Points 3

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 17 (+4); Move 40 ft (Run 120)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 13/3S
Ninja Sword 14/6L
Nunchaku 14/5S
Sap 14/3S♠
Throwing Stars 11/3L/(30ft) (24)
Crossbow 11/9L/300ft (12)
Blinding Powder (see Spray Mace) 14/♠/10’♠
Spray Tranquilizer 16/♠

Combat Skills
Dodge 14 (5+1); Feint 9 (3); Grapple 6; Melee 14 (5+1); Ranged 11 (3); Target 6; Throw 11 (3); Unarmed 13 (3)

General and Specialty Skills
Balance 12 (4); Bluff 6; Climb (10’) 9 (3); Conceal 10 (4); Diplomacy 6; Disable Device 9 (3); Disguise 6; Drive 8; Escape 12 (4); Gamble 6; Gather Info 6; General Knowledge 6; Hide 13 (5); Intimidate 6; Jump (15’l/3’h) 9; Listen 9 (3); Move Silently 13 (5); Open Locks 13 (5); Ride 8; Search 9 (3); Sense Motive 9 (3); Sleight of Hand 12 (4); Spot 9 (3); Swim (10’) 6; Taunt 6; Treat Injury 6; Tumble 13 (5); Weaponsmith 9 (3)

Advanced Skills
none
 
Languages
Japanese

Edges
Agile; Combat Reflexes; Evasion; Fast; High Pain Threshold; Instant Stand; Mobility; Quick Draw; Rapid Strike; Surprise Strike; Toughness; Underworld Ties; Weapons Specialist

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
none

Flaws
Code of Honor (No Firearms); Ego Signature; Vengeful

Equipment
Blinding powder, breaking and entering kit, C-4 (10 ounces), camouflage (all types + ninja garb), crossbow, electronic binoculars, jamming transmitter, lock picks, motion detector, ninja armor (AV 5/no penalty), ninja sword, nunchaku, sap, smoke bombs (6), spray tranquilizer, throwing stars, tracking device, voice mask

Normal Load 50; Encumbered 100; Limit 150; Drag 600

 

[BerkaZerka]

Ninja Master
200 XP

Stats
Age Unknown; Gender Unknown; Height 5’11”; Weight 165; Eyes Brown; Hair Unknown; Skin Swarthy
Vitality Points (0) 25
Wound Points (–1) 8
Armor Value 5

Abilities
Str 4; Agi 5; Con 3; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 3

Saves
React 12 (+2); Endure 9; Will 8
Luck Points 3
Surge Points 3

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 19 (+6); Move 40 ft (Run 120)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 13/4S
Ninja Sword 19/7L
Nunchaku 19/6S
Sap 19/4S♠
Throwing Stars 13/4L/(40ft) (24)
Crossbow 13/9L/300ft (12)
Blinding Powder (see Spray Mace) 16/♠/10’♠
Spray Tranquilizer 21/♠

Combat Skills
Dodge 14 (5+1); Feint 11 (5); Grapple 12 (5); Melee 19 (8+3); Ranged 13 (5); Target 6; Throw 13 (5); Unarmed 13 (5)

General and Specialty Skills
Artistry 9 (3); Balance 17 (5+1); Bluff 6; Climb (10’) 12 (5); Conceal 11 (5); Diplomacy 6; Disable Device 14 (8 ); Disguise 11 (5); Drive 8; Escape 14 (5+1); Forgery 11 (5); Gamble 6; Gather Info 6; General Knowledge 6; Hide 16 (8 ); Intimidate 10 (3); Jump (20’l/4’h) 12; Listen 9 (3); Move Silently 13 (5); Open Locks 13 (5); Ride 8; Search 11 (5); Sense Motive 9 (3); Sleight of Hand 13 (5); Spot 11 (5); Survival 8 (2); Swim (10’) 10 (3); Taunt 6; Treat Injury 9 (3); Tumble 14 (5+1); Weaponsmith 9 (3)

Advanced Skills
none
 
Languages
Japanese

Edges
Acrobatic; Agile; Blind Fight; Combat Reflexes; Evasion; Fast; Feng-Shui Master; Feng-Shui Power (x4); High Pain Threshold; Indomitable Spirit; Instant Stand; Martial Artist; Martial Throw; Mobility; Quick Draw; Quick Healing; Rapid Strike; Skill Focus (melee); Stunning Strike; Surprise Strike; Toughness; Underworld Ties; Weapons Specialist; Whirlwind Attack

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
Read Aura; Danger Sense; Divine Location; Alter Chance

Flaws
Code of Honor (No Firearms); Ego Signature; Vengeful

Equipment
Blinding powder, breaking and entering kit, C-4 (10 ounces), camouflage (all types + ninja garb), crossbow, electronic binoculars, jamming transmitter, lock picks, lopan, motion detector, ninja armor (AV 5/no penalty), ninja sword, nunchaku, sap, smoke bombs (6), spray tranquilizer, throwing stars, tracking device, voice mask

Normal Load 75; Encumbered 150; Limit 225; Drag 900

 

[BerkaZerka]

Mistress Lavender – Lady of The Evening – Yakuza Boss
200 XP

Stats
Age 34; Gender Female; Height 5’10”; Weight 135; Eyes Emerald; Hair Black; Skin Silky
Vitality Points (0) 15
Wound Points (–2) 8
Armor Value 0

Abilities
Str 2; Agi 5; Con 3; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 6

Saves
React 10; Endure 8; Will 10
Luck Points 6
Surge Points 4 / 4

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 19 (+4); Move 30 ft (Run 60)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 14/2S
Sword 17/5L (may be poisoned with Nerve Agent: MTN 10; –X-Roll CON/–1 CON (zero on Crit))
Throwing Knives 14/2L/(20ft) (36) (may be poisoned with Nerve Agent: MTN 10; –X-Roll CON/–1 CON (zero on Crit))
Spray Mace 8/♠/10’♠

Combat Skills
Dodge 12 (3+1); Feint 9; Grapple 5; Melee 17 (8+1); Ranged 8; Target 6; Throw 14 (6); Unarmed 14 (6)

General and Specialty Skills
Appraise 12 (5+1); Artistry 9 (3); Balance 11 (3); Bluff 15 (5+1); Climb (7.5’) 5; Conceal 11 (5); Diplomacy 15 (5+1); Disguise 6; Drive 8; Entertain 19 (8+2); Escape 13 (5); Gamble 9 (3); Gather Info 13 (3+1); General Knowledge 10 (3+1); Hide 13 (5); Intimidate 9; Jump (10’l/2’h) 5; Listen 6; Move Silently 13 (5); Open Locks 13 (5); Ride 6 (–2); Search 9 (3); Sense Motive 11 (5); Spot 6; Streetwise 12 (5+1); Swim (7.5’) 5; Taunt 9; Treat Injury 9 (3); Tumble 14 (6)

Advanced Skills
none
 
Languages
Japanese; English

Edges
Agile; Base of Operations; Born Leader; Charismatic; Combat Reflexes; Evasion; Judicial Ties; Lucky; Minions x2 (30 ninja); Political Ties; Popular; Rapid Strike; Rapid Throw; Safe House; Surprise Strike; Underworld Ties; Weapons Specialist; Well Informed

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
Read Aura; Danger Sense; Divine Location; Alter Chance

Flaws
Clean Freak; Enemy (Rival Syndicate); Outlaw; Soft

Equipment
High fashion wear, SOL phone, micro comlink, pocket secretary, poison gas (inhaled: 4 doses), poison liquid (injected: 20 doses), rubber gloves, spray mace, sword, throwing knives

Normal Load 25; Encumbered 50; Limit 75; Drag 300

Armored Luxury Car: Handling 0; Armor 20; Structure 20; Systems 10

Capitol Ship: Handling –2; Armor 25; Structure 200; Systems 80
Quad Linked 20mmL police ship guns (6 batteries) 11/16L (x3 X-Damage)/PB
40mm Military Rail Gun (2 batteries) 11/26L AP/νL/§M
Air-to-Air Missile 11/26L A40’r/νL/§L (92)
Space Mines 11/26L A40’r/νL/§L (24)
Chaff Defense (24)

Gig: Handling +0; Armor 20; Structure 80; Systems 40
Chaff Defense (12)

Robot Ships (24): Handling +4; Armor 15; Structure 20; Systems 10
20mmL police ship guns 11/16L/PB
 

[BerkaZerka]

El Toro Loco – Masked Wrestling Superstar – Taxicab Driver
112 XP

Stats
Age 42; Gender Male; Height 6’8”; Weight 365; Eyes Brown; Hair Bald; Skin Tan
Vitality Points (0) 32
Wound Points (–2) 16
Armor Value 0

Abilities
Str 7; Agi 4; Con 6; Int 2; Wis 4; Pre 5

Saves
React 9; Endure 13 (+2); Will 9
Luck Points 3
Surge Points 3

Psychosis 14

Movement
Init 13; Move 15 ft (Run 105)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 11/7S
Grappling Moves

Combat Skills
Dodge 12 (5); Feint 13 (5); Grapple 21 (8+3); Melee 7; Ranged 7; Target 5; Throw 10 (3); Unarmed 11 (4)

General and Specialty Skills
Balance 10 (3); Bluff 11 (3); Climb (4’) 10 (3–3); Conceal 7; Diplomacy 8; Disguise 7; Drive 14 (5+2); Escape 10 (3); Gamble 7; Gather Info 8; General Knowledge 5; Hide 5 (–2); Intimidate 15 (5); Jump (35’l/7’h) 10 (3–3); Listen 7; Mechanics 8 (3); Move Silently 7; Operate Heavy Machinery 10 (3); Ride 7; Search 5; Sense Motive 7; Spot 7; Streetwise 10 (3); Swim (4’) 7 (–3); Taunt 13 (5); Treat Injury 7; Tumble 7 (3–3)

Advanced Skills
none
 
Languages
Spanish; English

Edges
Crack Driver; Grappler; Great Fortitude; Hard To Kill; Martial Artist; Martial Throw; Media Ties; Power Attack; Skill Focus (Grappling); Toughness

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
none

Flaws
Big Un; Big Spender; Bum Leg

Equipment
Casual wear, cell phone, Gamma Green (4 doses), Lightspeed (3 doses), Pain Killer (24 doses); Stimdose (12 doses), pocket secretary

Normal Load 200; Encumbered 400; Limit 600; Drag 3000

Taxicab: Handling 0; Armor 0; Structure 20; Systems 10
 

[BerkaZerka]

Mark Murgatroid – AKA, Metal Lord – Mega Rock Star
28 XP

Stats
Age 26; Gender Male; Height 6’1”; Weight 155; Eyes Blue; Hair Blond; Skin Pale
Vitality Points (0) 13
Wound Points (–2) 7
Armor Value 0

Abilities
Str 3; Agi 3; Con 2; Int 4; Wis 3; Pre 5

Saves
React 8; Endure 7; Will 8
Luck Points 3
Surge Points 3

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 11; Move 30 ft (Run 90)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 9/3S
Combat Knife 9/5L
Deck Pistol 7/8L/40ft (12)

Combat Skills
Dodge 9 (3); Feint 8; Grapple 8; Melee 9 (3); Ranged 6; Target 7; Throw 6; Unarmed 9 (3)

General and Specialty Skills
Artistry 13 (6+1); Balance 6; Bluff 8; Climb (7.5’) 6; Computers 10 (3); Conceal 7 (+1); Construction 10 (3); Diplomacy 11 (3); Disguise 10 (3+1); Drive 9 (3); Electronics 12 (3+2); Entertain 18 (6+4); Escape 6; Gamble 9 (3); Gather Info 8; General Knowledge 7; Handle Animal 14 (6); Hide 6; Intimidate 11 (3); Jump (15’l/3’h) 6; Listen 9 (+3); Move Silently 6; Ride 6; Search 7; Sense Motive 9 (3); Sleight of Hand 10 (3+1); Spot 6; Streetwise 9 (3); Swim (7.5’) 6; Taunt 11 (3); Treat Injury 6

Advanced Skills
none
 
Languages
English

Edges
Ambidextrous; Animal Affinity; Creative; Cyberjock; Cyberware (Electronic Hearing); Media Ties; Popular; Rejection Compensator (1); Skill Focus (Entertain); Technician

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
none

Flaws
Chain Smoker; Heavy Drinker; Lecherous

Equipment
Casual wear, cell phone, Pain Killer (12 doses); Stimdose (12 doses), pocket secretary, white tiger pets (2)

Normal Load 50; Encumbered 100; Limit 150; Drag 600

Luxury Car: Handling 0; Armor 0; Structure 20; Systems 10

[BerkaZerka]

Syndicate Muscle
Abilities
Str 5; Agi 4; Con 4; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 2; Vitality (0) 27; Wounds (–2) 14 (Armor 10)
Saves
React 9; Endure 9; Will 8; Luck 3; Surge 3
Movement
Init 12 (10); Speed 30 ft (Run 150)
Attacks
Unarmed Strike 12/5S; Grapple Moves p.148; Police Assault Rifle 13/14L/200 Ft (33); Combat Knife 12/7L
Combat Skills
Dodge 11 (4); Feint 5; Grapple 12 (4); Melee 12 (5); Ranged 13 (5+1); Target 10 (4); Throw 10 (3); Unarmed 12 (5)
All Other Skills
Balance 7; Bluff 5; Climb (7.5’) 11 (3); Conceal 9 (3); Diplomacy 5; Disable Device 11 (5); Disguise 5; Drive 10 (3); Escape 7; Gamble 6; Gather Information 5; General Knowledge 6; Gunsmith 10 (4); Hide 10 (3); Intimidate 13 (5); Jump (20’l/4’h) 11 (3); Listen 6; Move Silently 10 (3); Operate Heavy Machinery 10 (3); Ride 7; Search 6; Sense Motive 6; Spot 9 (3); Swim (7.5’) 8; Taunt 5; Treat Injury 6
Edges
Hard To Kill, Marksmen; Rapid Shot; Toughness
Flaws
Uncouth
Equipment Normal Load 100; Encumbered 200; Limit 300; Drag 1200
Business wear, police armored vest, police assault rifle with 3 extra clips, micro comlink

[BerkaZerka]

Syndicate Lieutenant
Abilities
Str 3; Agi 5; Con 4; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 3; Vitality (0) 25; Wound Points (–1) 14
Saves
React 10; Endure 9; Will 8; Luck 3; Surge 3
Movement
Init 11; Move 30 ft (Run 90)
Attacks
Unarmed Strike 12/3S; Sword 13/6L; Deck Pistol 14/8L/40ft (12)
Combat Skills
Dodge 12 (4); Feint 10 (4); Grapple 6; Melee 13 (5); Ranged 12 (4); Target 6; Throw 8; Unarmed 12 (4)
All Other Skills
Balance 8; Bluff 6; Climb (7.5’) 9 (3); Conceal 6; Diplomacy 6; Disguise 6; Drive 8; Escape 8; Gamble 6; Gather Info 6; General Knowledge 6; Handle Animal 11 (5); Hide 11 (3); Intimidate 11 (5); Interrogation 11 (5); Jump (15’l/3’h) 9 (3); Listen 6; Move Silently 10 (3); Operate Heavy Machinery 10 (3); Ride 8; Search 6; Sense Motive 9 (3); Spot 9 (3); Streetwise 11 (5); Swim (7.5’) 9; Taunt 6; Treat Injury 6
Edges
Hard to Kill; High Pain Threshold; Toughness; Underworld Ties
Flaws
Distinctive Features – scars
Equipment Normal Load 100; Encumbered 200; Limit 300; Drag 1200
Business wear, cell phone, deck pistol with 3 extra clips, micro comlink, pocket secretary, sword 

[BerkaZerka]

Pirate Captain
186 XP Terror Of The Solar Frontier

Stats
Age 38; Gender M; Height 6”2”; Weight 175; Eyes Penetrating; Hair Dreadlocks; Skin Dark
Vitality Points (0) 25
Wound Points (–2) 9
Armor Value 12

Abilities
Str 3; Agi 4; Con 4; Int 4; Wis 3; Pre 4

Saves
React 9; Endure 9; Will 8
Luck Points 3
Surge Points 4 / 4

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 16(12); Move 30 ft (Run 90)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 10/3S
Grapple Moves
Sword 11/6L
Military Sidearm 12/10L/50ft (8 )
Concussion Grenade 7/0S♠/40x Ft (6)

Combat Skills
Dodge 13 (5+1); Feint 12 (5); Grapple 9 (3); Melee 11 (4); Ranged 12 (4+1); Target 11 (4); Throw 7; Unarmed 10 (3)

General and Specialty Skills
Appraise 10 (3); Artistry 7 (1); Balance 10 (3); Bluff 13 (5+1); Climb (7.5’) 7 (1); Computers 10 (3); Conceal 6; Diplomacy 11 (3+1); Disguise 6; Drive 7; Electronics 10 (3); Escape 10 (3); Forgery 12 (5); Gamble 11 (5); Gather Info 11 (3+1); General Knowledge 7; Hide 10 (3); Intimidate 10 (3); Jump (15’l/3’h) 7 (1); Listen 9 (3); Mechanics 10 (3); Move Silently 10 (3); Pilot 14 (5+2); Ride 7; Search 10 (3); Sense Motive 9 (3); Spot 9 (3); Streetwise 9 (3); Survival 7 (1); Swim (7.5’) 6; Taunt 10 (3); Treat Injury 6; Tumble 12 (5)

Advanced Skills
Earth Sciences 8 (1); Physical Sciences 10 (3); Political Sciences 8 (1)

Languages
English

Edges
Ace Pilot; Agile; Arms Dealer; Base of Operations; Born Leader; Charismatic; Combat Reflexes; Evasion; Fence; Heroic Surge; Marksman; Minions x2 (16 Minions); Mobility; Rapid Shot; Rapid Strike; Spacecraft (Frigate Class: Pirate Gunship); Spacer; Spirited; Threat Assessment; Toughness; Underworld Ties

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
none

Flaws
Bounty Head; Outlaw; Superstitious

Equipment
Camouflage (all types), armored vac suit, zero-g harness, sword, military sidearm with three extra clips, computer workstation, cryogenics tank, diagnostic scanner, diagnostic workstation, electronics tools, emergency beacon, laser uplink, mechanics tools, micro comlink, notebook computer, pocket secretary, SOL phone, VR goggles

Normal Load 50; Encumbered 100; Limit 150; Drag 600

Pirate Gunship: Handling 14; Armor 25; Structure 100; Systems 40
20mmL Police Ship Guns 14/16L/PB
115mm Military Main Gun 14/ 26L AP/S
Air-to-Air Missile 14/26L A40’r/L (6)
Harpoon Line 14/18L/PB
Chaff Defense (6)

Ship Edges: Advanced Weapon Platform; Armed; Docking Clamps; Escape Pods; Upgrade
Ship Flaws: Ablative Armor; Water Landing; Infamous; No Ship's Computer

[BerkaZerka]

The Electric Gunslinger
96 XP Cyber Shootist / Marksman

Stats
Age 23; Gender Male; Height 5’8”; Weight 165; Eyes Pink; Hair White; Skin Albino
Vitality Points (0) 24
Wound Points (–2) 8
Armor Value 0

Abilities
Str 3; Agi 6; Con 3; Int 3; Wis 3; Pre 3

Saves
React 11; Endure 8; Will 8
Luck Points 4
Surge Points 3

Psychosis 0

Movement
Init 20; Move 30 ft (Run 90)

Attacks
Unarmed Strike 12/3S
Matched Magnum Revolvers 20/10L/50ft (6 / 6)
Sawed-Off Shotgun 23/10L/20ft (2)
Hunting Rifle 22/14L/800ft (5)

Combat Skills
Dodge 12 (3); Feint 6; Grapple 6; Melee 9; Ranged 21 (9+3); Target 6; Throw 9; Unarmed 12 (3)

General and Specialty Skills
Balance 9; Bluff 68; Climb (7.5’) 10 (3+1); Conceal 6; Diplomacy 6; Disguise 6; Drive 9; Escape 9; Gamble 10 (4); Gather Info 6; General Knowledge 6; Gunsmith 12 (6); Handle Animal 10 (3+1); Hide 12 (3); Intimidate 10 (4); Jump (15’l/3’h) 10 (3+1); Listen 9 (3); Move Silently 12 (3); Ride 13 (3+1); Search 9 (+3); Sense Motive 9 (3); Spot 12 (3+3); Survival 11 (4+1); Swim (7.5’) 10 (3+1); Treat Injury 6

Advanced Skills
Earth Sciences 7 (1)
 
Languages
English

Edges
Acute Vision; Adrenal Booster; Athletic; Combat Reflexes; Cyber Optics; Cyberjock; Fire Control Processor; Lucky; Marksman; Quick Draw; Rapid Shot; Rejection Compensators (x3); Rugged; Sharpshooter; Skill Focus (Ranged); Sniper; Threat Assessment; Toughness

Psychic/Feng-Shui Powers
None

Flaws
Big Spender; Bounty Head; Compulsive Gambler; Ego Signature

Equipment
Traditional cowboy garb, matched pair of magnum revolvers with 6 extra speed loaders, sawed-off shotgun, hunting rifle, horse and saddle, outdoor gear kit, pocket secretary, sports equipment

Normal Load 50; Encumbered 100; Limit 150; Drag 600

[Theist17]

Wallace MCutcheon
Serial Rapist

STATS
Age 23; Gender Male; Height 5’10”; Weight 154lbs; Eyes Green; Hair Red; Skin Pale
Vitality Points: 16
Wound Points:  9
Armor Value 0

ABILITIES:
STR- 4
CON- 4
WIS- 3
AGI- 5
INT- 3
PRE- 1

Initiative: 13
Movement: 30'
Run: 120'

ATTACKS:
Brass Knuckles- 0+S
Sap- 0+S❖
12mm Magnum Revolver- 10L 50' (-1 Acc)

SAVES:

Reaction: 10
Endurance: 9
Willpower:  8

Luck:  4
Surge: 3

SKILLS:

Dodge: 10
Grapple: 8
Melee: 12
Ranged: 9
Listen: 7
Search: 7
Spot: 7

EDGES:
Lucky(+1 Luck Point)
Blind Fight(Suffers no penalties due to sight in CQB)
Grappler(+1 Grapple Skill)
Agile(+1 Dodge)
Sharpshooter(Marksman)(suffers
no penalties for Small or Tiny Size; opponents
with Partial Cover; who are Prone;
or when firing into opponents engaged
in Close Quarter Combat. For targets of
Miniscule Size the penalty is reduced to
MTN 10 or Crit.)
Surprise Strike(+5
damage on a successful Grapple, Melee,
or Unarmed attack against a Flat Footed
opponent.)
FLAWS:
Dependant
Distinctive Features(Facial Scarring)(+4 on enemy spot checks used on this character when he is in disguise)
Rotten Liar(-4 on Bluff checks)

EQUIPMENT:
Trench coat, Brass Knuckles, 12mm Magnum Revolver, 4 Speed-Loaders, SOL Phone, pocket secretary, Sap

Normal Load: 80lbs Encumbered: 130lbs Limit: 160 Drag: 400lbs

[BerkaZerka]

Nasty dude there – though something tells me he would never last long enough with my group to be cashed in – or at least he’d be ‘damaged goods’ by the time they got him in

Thanks BTW, for being the first to offer a write up of your own – I’ll put a link to him in the Index

BZ

[LadyZerka]

Cool villan. I want to go catch him!

[BerkaZerka]

If by ‘catch him’ you mean casting horrifyingly cyclopean mind shattering non-Euclidian brain shriveling spells on him with your Hexslinger

BZ

[LadyZerka]

You know me all too well mwaaaaaaahhh!

[BerkaZerka]

 I think " " says it all 

BZ

[LadyZerka]

LOL

[BerkaZerka]

We need some new Bounty Heads around here - anyone else care to contribute?   

BZ

[LadyZerka]

I am almost ready to leave the bounty head status. Move me up to the next rank soon.

[BerkaZerka]

I am almost ready to leave the bounty head status. Move me up to the next rank soon.

Not that Bounty Head dear 

I mean statin' up the bad guys 

BZ

[LadyZerka]

Oh. Am I the bad girl? I'm confused honey.

[BerkaZerka]

Yes, you are a bad girl!  A bad bad girl! 

Now that the requisite dirty inuendo is out of the way - I may have to stat up the Ever Nepharious Pepsi Queen someday 

BZ

[LadyZerka]

Thank you honey. (I think)

[Happyfunball]

Get a room, guys. 

[LadyZerka]

We did, thanks!