Topic: Mayhem Thread (Read 1173018 times)

LadyZerka · « **Reply #700 on:** July 22, 2010, 03:45:06 pm »

I can not stand anything between my toes. BZ puts stuff there on purpose to drive me crazy. Pencils and stuff

Scraps of paper even. It is complete torture I tell ya. My kids wear them toe socks and I cringe just watching them wear them

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #701 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:43:15 pm »

Tepid Coaco.

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #702 on:** July 25, 2010, 03:51:30 pm »

?? that means what? I am missing something

Nestor · « **Reply #703 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:58:01 pm »

Cleopatra Jalapeño

Happyfunball · « **Reply #704 on:** July 26, 2010, 12:59:22 am »

I just wanted to mention that there is no reason whatsoever to panic. None.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #705 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:16:17 am »

Quote from: Happyfunball on July 26, 2010, 12:59:22 am

I just wanted to mention that there is no reason whatsoever to panic. None.

Hi Happyfunball, nice to see you again

Wait... Wha???

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #706 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:17:03 am »

Quote from: LadyZerka on July 25, 2010, 03:51:30 pm

?? that means what? I am missing something

No honey, it's just pure mayhem in its rawest form

BZ

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #707 on:** July 26, 2010, 10:49:03 am »

Cloaca Cerebellum!

Nestor · « **Reply #708 on:** July 26, 2010, 11:28:31 am »

Shazbot!

FaePooka · « **Reply #709 on:** July 26, 2010, 11:42:07 am »

Snootchie Bootchies!

Nestor · « **Reply #710 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:46:02 pm »

A pistol shot!

A shistol pot!

Oh s**t, I'm shot!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #711 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:53:56 pm »

I be bleedin' cool.

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #712 on:** July 26, 2010, 04:46:38 pm »

Okay, this one's a bit my gaming group in college would do once in a while.

One of the group would issue the challenge to another. The one challenged had to rise and, in a loud voice, say the following as fast as he could:

"I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
I pleasantly pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever pleasantly plucked a mother pheasant."

Go on. Try it. I dare you.

Oh, and I will willingly demonstrate this when we meet at Gencon.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #713 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:50:11 pm »

Linguistically speaking, this is the most difficult tongue twister in the english language - so simple yet sinister -

Red Leather
Yellow Leather

Repeated 3 times as fast as you can

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #714 on:** July 26, 2010, 08:34:40 pm »

Thanks Nestor! I said the F word....Twice

BZ..... That is Cocoa! Just sayin'

Hello Happyfunball. How have you been?

Last but not least:

I once knew a man from Nantucket.......... It is the only one I can think of

Nestor · « **Reply #715 on:** July 27, 2010, 07:06:09 am »

Isaac Asimov once published the ultimate collection of dirty limericks. I made it a point of trying to memorize as many as I could. Alas, my Swiss-cheese memory has let most of them dribble away, but I still recall one or two:

Said Enstein, I have an equation
That some may call Rabelaisan.
Let V be Virginity,
Approaching infinity,
And P be a constant, Persuasion.

Let V over P be inverted,
And the square root of P be inserted,
X times over T,
And the result, QED,
Is a relative, Einstein asserted.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #716 on:** July 27, 2010, 09:25:01 am »

Wow, that's some wordy dirty there

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #717 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:39:31 am »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 27, 2010, 09:25:01 am

Wow, that's some wordy dirty there

BZ

Hey, Asimov was a self-admitted Dirty Old Man.

LadyZerka · « **Reply #718 on:** July 27, 2010, 04:36:20 pm »

I do appreciate that kind of humor. Pretty good....

The ones I have learned over the years are not fit for public speaking so silence is a virtue( sometimes

).

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #719 on:** July 27, 2010, 08:01:22 pm »

It is best to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

BZ

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #720 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:43:35 am »

Just watched a half an hour of Happy Tree Friends, and I feel vaguely nauseous and guilty.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #721 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:10:00 pm »

I looked it up on wikipedia and have to say not my cup of tea. I understand the parody an all, but it sounds like it goes a bit too far for my tastes.

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #722 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:45:53 pm »

It's most certainly an acquired taste. I can take it in small doses, usually when I'm in that sort of "little things hitting each other, that's what I like" mood.

Then again, I never grokked South Park and think Beavis & Butthead should have been drowned at birth.

LadyZerka · « **Reply #723 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:15:59 pm »

I am about to watch" I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry"

FaePooka · « **Reply #724 on:** July 28, 2010, 07:57:52 pm »

I have happy tree friends dvds.....I likes 'em!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #725 on:** July 29, 2010, 07:53:09 pm »

Been so busy writing today, that this is all the mayhem I can muster

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #726 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:09:51 pm »

I have reached the " Posting of the Beast" I have 666 posts!!!!! AAHHHHH!!!!

I must move out of this situation quickly.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #727 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:41:21 pm »

Yay! You did it!

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #728 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:34:31 pm »

That movie Operation Endgame could have been written by gamers. Two teams killing each other to find an exit before a napalm bomb goes off and destroys them all. Pretty entertaining though.

Nestor · « **Reply #729 on:** July 30, 2010, 03:20:29 pm »

Quote from: LadyZerka on July 30, 2010, 01:34:31 pm

That movie Operation Endgame could have been written by gamers. Two teams killing each other to find an exit before a napalm bomb goes off and destroys them all. Pretty entertaining though.

I got the same vibe from Predators. A random group of killers get dropped into an alien jungle to be hunted down. That's a con game scenario right there. It was a decent flick, too, and I'm not saying that just 'cause it was made by Robert Rodriguez.

LadyZerka · « **Reply #730 on:** July 31, 2010, 09:14:59 am »

Operation Endgame had a definite gamer sensation

They were using office tools as weapons and such. We watched The Clash of the Titans last night. I was thinking of Jay's game Pantheon. It was about the Gods Zeus and co. Pretty entertaining. Medusa is my favorite

FaePooka · « **Reply #731 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:37:53 pm »

UGH I hated that movie! They took the legendary story and bent it over and....well...you get the picture. The original Clash of the Titans will always be my favorite...cheesy yes but at least true to the myth.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #732 on:** July 31, 2010, 05:02:39 pm »

I liked this version of Clash, but agree that the original was a much better film. It's like they said for this version - "screw story-telling, we got GCI baby!!!" Everything was bigger - like Big McLarge Huge

And hey, let's throw some DJinn in for giggles - that's totally related to Greek Mythology.

But I digress... I actually had fun watching it (for what it was - and eye candy CGI Action Flick).

Oh and I thought it was hilarious the way they totally dissed the original Clash with the clockwork owl scene - ha ha!

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #733 on:** August 01, 2010, 06:50:37 pm »

Ok!!! Ok!!!!! I admit it!! I never saw the first one!!!!! Sue me already!!!! I guess I am not in the " IN CROWD".

Nestor · « **Reply #734 on:** August 01, 2010, 08:17:03 pm »

Quote from: LadyZerka on August 01, 2010, 06:50:37 pm

Ok!!! Ok!!!!! I admit it!! I never saw the first one!!!!! Sue me already!!!! I guess I am not in the " IN CROWD".

Obviously this must be remedied. You'll need to subjected to a steady diet of Harryhausen movies until you are properly indoctrinated.

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #735 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:27:22 pm »

Quote from: Nestor on August 01, 2010, 08:17:03 pm

Obviously this must be remedied. You'll need to subjected to a steady diet of Harryhausen movies until you are properly indoctrinated.

Word.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #736 on:** August 02, 2010, 10:53:23 am »

Hey - did you know big Pete from the Mickey Mouse and Goofy cartoons is suposed to be a cat?!?

I always thought he was a wolf

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #737 on:** August 02, 2010, 01:13:47 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on August 02, 2010, 10:53:23 am

Hey - did you know big Pete from the Mickey Mouse and Goofy cartoons is suposed to be a cat?!?

I always thought he was a wolf

BZ

Well, duh. He did have it in for Mickey Mouse, after all.

No, if you can figure out what friggin' kind of animal Gonzo is supposed to be, I'll be impressed.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #738 on:** August 02, 2010, 01:31:53 pm »

I always thought he was a vulture...

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #739 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:39:24 pm »

He looks like a black flamingo...

I am willing to learn.... these movies , I will watch.....

FaePooka · « **Reply #740 on:** August 02, 2010, 11:16:48 pm »

Didn't you see the Muppets from Space movie?? Gonzo is an Alien. There's a whole race of Gonzos on another planet.

He was accidentally abandoned here when he was a baby. Poor thing.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #741 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:54:58 am »

Well that explains a lot

(Note to self, watch Muppets in Space)

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #742 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:58:58 am »

So, as far as Cthulhu parody adventures go, I was thinking a Muppets meet Cthulhu would be pretty sweet - complete with a Muppet version of the Great Old One! Hehehe

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #743 on:** August 03, 2010, 12:38:43 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 11:58:58 am

So, as far as Cthulhu parody adventures go, I was thinking a Muppets meet Cthulhu would be pretty sweet - complete with a Muppet version of the Great Old One! Hehehe

BZ

You are a sick, sick bastard.

Must be why I enjoy your company.

Here's one to get the brain ticking: Muppet Zombies. "Nom, Nom, Nom!!!"

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #744 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:10:27 pm »

Stuffing... uhng... Stuffing...

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #745 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:29:46 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 07:10:27 pm

Stuffing... uhng... Stuffing...

BZ

Printing... writing... printing... printer low on ink... argh.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #746 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:33:28 pm »

Oh...

(I meant "stuffing" as the stuff in a Muppet's head where it's brains would be - you know, what a Muppet Zombie would eat

)

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #747 on:** August 04, 2010, 06:13:32 am »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on August 03, 2010, 11:33:28 pm

Oh...

(I meant "stuffing" as the stuff in a Muppet's head where it's brains would be - you know, what a Muppet Zombie would eat )

BZ

Oh...

Never mind.

I'm sitting here surfing the forums instead of getting ready to go. Bad Nestor!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #748 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:25:49 pm »

For Shame !

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #749 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:50:19 pm »

Nestor, get ready!!!!!

See you guys soon. GAMER HAVEN here we come!!!!!!

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