Topic: Mayhem Thread (Read 1172737 times)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #200 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:41:06 pm »

Quote from: Happyfunball on July 09, 2009, 10:37:18 am

Bump. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now that's the spirit!

BZ

Thayan · « **Reply #201 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:50:04 am »

Its threads like this that me me wonder...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #202 on:** July 10, 2009, 10:37:23 am »

wonder woman? wonder bread? Avacados of DOOM?

BZ

Thayan · « **Reply #203 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:48:42 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 10, 2009, 10:37:23 am

wonder woman? wonder bread? Avacados of DOOM?

BZ

Yes exactly this... only different

LadyZerka · « **Reply #204 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:50:06 pm »

Oh, wise guy eh?!?

Happyfunball · « **Reply #205 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:17:23 am »

*POINK!* Yeooowwww!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #206 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:22:08 pm »

Woo Woo Woo Woo! I'll murdalize ya!

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #207 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:19:57 pm »

BTW, the tocos at GenCon are much better than the Tacos at Origins. This is critical, must Know, information, for any and all convention goers - that is all.

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #208 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:20:47 pm »

Crap! I have been forgatting my daily wisdom and I still owe a Haiku...

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #209 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:28:47 pm »

There

Goblin In A Cave
Hack Him Down And Take His Loot
XP Is Nice Too

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #210 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:30:49 pm »

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #211 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:31:14 pm »

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #212 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:17:32 pm »

Haiku

Going to the Con
Gamer funk lingers in halls
Shower daily please

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #213 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:03:06 pm »

That is so wrong - right - but wrong

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #214 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:03:52 pm »

Speaking of rights -

two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #215 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:50:46 pm »

Oh yes....it was so right.
As Foamy the squirrel talked about there's nothing worse than getting caught in a funk sandwich when there's a smelly person behind and in front of you in line.

Thayan · « **Reply #216 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:48:06 pm »

What amazes me is EVERYONE and I Mean EVERYONE talks about Gamer FUnk at cons, one would think people would realize everyone is talking about Them...

LadyZerka · « **Reply #217 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:44:48 pm »

I plea the fifth. My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, keep your big mouth shut. I must keep silent on this subject, I will keep all thoughts to myself.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #218 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:14:00 pm »

Yes, speak softly but carry a big gasmask

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #219 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:27:30 pm »

Quote from: Thayan on July 15, 2009, 02:48:06 pm

What amazes me is EVERYONE and I Mean EVERYONE talks about Gamer FUnk at cons, one would think people would realize everyone is talking about Them...

That's the problem. Just like when you wear perfume your nose gets accustomed to the smell and you don't detect it anymore. When you chronically stink you don't notice your own smell as much. Now I'm not saying that there aren't plenty of folk who stink, know it, and just don't care.
But my theory is there's a lot of people thinking "they're not talking about me...I don't smell" because they are just that out of tune with reality.
But I gotta say...it's getting better. I've actually been in a game where they asked one fellow to go shower and come back. His smell was rank and bothered everyone. It was done politely and he apologized, didn't realize he was that funky. Came back about 35 minutes later showered and we had a great game.

FaePooka · « **Reply #220 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:55:19 pm »

Goblins, such roaches
Kobolds ate my roast chicken
I need pest control

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #221 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:03:01 am »

kobolds are the best
babies taste good with ketchup
we all hail king torg

BZ

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #222 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:06:08 pm »

Baboons in trees
Flinging poo accurately
Screeching to the wind

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #223 on:** July 18, 2009, 06:00:55 pm »

Ahhh! Run for cover
Monkeys in trees are amok
Someone get a hose!

BZ

Happyfunball · « **Reply #224 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:57:53 pm »

Crap on a stick is
End over endlessly thrown
But not safe for fetch

FaePooka · « **Reply #225 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:49:34 pm »

Ah, the county fair
Eating food fried on a stick
Did my heart just stop?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #226 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:18:41 pm »

Man, is it steaming in here or is it just me?

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #227 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:19:53 pm »

Quote from: FaePooka on July 19, 2009, 02:49:34 pm

Ah, the county fair
Eating food fried on a stick
Did my heart just stop?

Much better subject material - literally

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #228 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:28:55 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 19, 2009, 08:18:41 pm

Man, is it steaming in here or is it just me?

BZ

You're steaming? As in like...some veggies for dinner...or you're so hot the water content of your body is coming out of your pores in steam form? Cause that sounds uncomfortable...and I don't think your wife will appreciate you adding to the humidity of a midwest summer.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #229 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:12:16 am »

Uhm, 'steaming' as in reference to all the poo flinging that was going on a page back - eeewww

BZ

Happyfunball · « **Reply #230 on:** July 20, 2009, 07:20:07 pm »

How many syllables is eeewww?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #231 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:49:46 pm »

Spoons in a drawer
and one king to rule them all
mighty spork of doom

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #232 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:03:52 pm »

Annoying back itch
In the one spot you can't reach
Use the wall corner

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #233 on:** July 22, 2009, 07:09:17 pm »

Coke or Pepsi?

Not that we need to ask my wife

BZ

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #234 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:56:51 pm »

I might have stones thrown at me if I meet Mrs. Zerka, but Coke for life, baby!

My friend Amy (a vampire-phile who hides her undead love behind a facade of pleasant Housewife and mother of 5) is totally Pepsi. We make bets whenever the four of us head into a new restaurant whether it's a Coke or Pepsi place.

FaePooka · « **Reply #235 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:42:07 am »

Hmmmm....if it's a fountain drink I like them both equally.

If it's in a can I prefer pepsi. Once in awhile I want a coke specifically but 9 times out of 10 I go pepsi.

Thayan · « **Reply #236 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:48:02 am »

Can I just throw my vote in for Double Cola in a Bottle...Glass Bottle

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #237 on:** July 23, 2009, 09:10:43 am »

Mr. Pib in a glass bottle - last had one twenty three years ago - all time favorite

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #238 on:** July 24, 2009, 09:18:34 pm »

Ah! the sweet taste of battery acid first thing in the morning is for me. I am a true blue (and red of course) PEPSI fan all the way. Is there anything else to drink? I don't think so. Coke is like drinking a bottle of cough syrup. YUCK!!!!!!!! Thats just my opinion.

azhrei331 · « **Reply #239 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:39:43 pm »

we definitely need to get the ole group back together. i miss the mass consumption of Cherokee Red and the ceremonious drinking of the 2 year old Sprite for extra XP!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #240 on:** July 25, 2009, 05:13:07 pm »

Yeah, that was the stuff! But I thought it was a two year old vanilla coke – bleah!!!

That and remember the Vernors? Stuff was the absolute best for making house-shaking burps?

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #241 on:** July 25, 2009, 05:15:01 pm »

Hey By the way

BZ

FaePooka · « **Reply #242 on:** July 25, 2009, 05:29:53 pm »

We voted!

mmm....cherokee red. I remember that stuff....ONLY at JP's house.

And yes I recall your vernor's burps...I wrote a haiku talking about it after all. LOL

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #243 on:** July 27, 2009, 03:06:00 pm »

Daily wizdum

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
will be misquoted, then used against you.

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #244 on:** July 27, 2009, 03:06:28 pm »

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without
sponges.

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #245 on:** July 27, 2009, 03:12:54 pm »

LadyZerka is close to the next Posting Level again - get it? (Again) - hehehehe!

BZ

azhrei331 · « **Reply #246 on:** July 27, 2009, 09:14:34 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 27, 2009, 03:12:54 pm

LadyZerka is close to the next Posting Level again - get it? (Again) - hehehehe!

BZ

Nope...i'm lost

FaePooka · « **Reply #247 on:** July 28, 2009, 01:49:21 am »

I'm bored.

someone tell me their favorite/funniest/or most bizarre gaming story.

Bounty BaboonBill · « **Reply #248 on:** July 28, 2009, 11:19:33 am »

In my D&D game, my group of players killed an old white dragon that had made it's home in a frozen dwarven hold, long since abandoned after it's inhabitants were slaughtered. The dragon, Alpandraxus, was the toughest thing I had thrown at my players, and they handled it far too easily for my tastes. To taunt me, one of the players (a gnoll ranger) decided to have a unique memento crafted by the group wizard in commemoration for their tremendous victory and sudden wealth.

He had the wizard take the dragon's scrotum and make a bag of holding out of it.

Cletus the the Ranger is the ONLY character in that world boasting a 'Dragon Nutsack of Holding'.

smartass bastard..

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #249 on:** July 28, 2009, 01:17:39 pm »

Quote from: azhrei331 on July 27, 2009, 09:14:34 pm

Quote from: BerkaZerka on July 27, 2009, 03:12:54 pm
LadyZerka is close to the next Posting Level again - get it? (Again) - hehehehe!

BZ

Nope...i'm lost

Last time I told her she only had 10 more posts to go, I was wrong

She was about to crack 200 posts (which I thought was the next level) - turns out she got 200 and nothing happened - you need 250, not 200. She threatened to hit me repeatedly with an inflatable morning star, if it ever happened again

BZ

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