Topic: Mayhem Thread (Read 1172986 times)

Nestor · « **Reply #400 on:** December 21, 2009, 10:59:58 am »

20" here in Baltimore, MD. We got stuck at home through Saturday and Sunday. Worse, the Internet started getting wonky on us on Sunday, which caused much gnashing of teeth. Still sore from all the shoveling.

I grew up in the tropics, so snow is still a novelty to me even after all these years. I can see why some folks could get sick and tired of it, though.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #401 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:20:41 pm »

I love snow that stays, once the roads are clear, but hate when a good snowfall gets slushed away by crappy rain the very next day

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #402 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:22:25 pm »

My friend "Mert" would be so jealous for 20". She grew up in Altoona, Pa. That is in the mountains and she is praying for snow ( a blizzard if you will). Around these parts we get a couple of inches, but nothing to brag about. I am happy if we can sled ride at least once. Last time I went , I was 5 months pregnant and BZ pushed me down a hill. All in fun of course.

People think I am nuts! I like it that way

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #403 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:28:07 pm »

Aslo, just a reminder to anyone "following" the Mayhem Thread...

Feel free to derail at anytime. This is the mayhem thread after all, so if you got something inane to post, go ahead. Don't wait for a break in the "conversation".

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #404 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:29:44 pm »

Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?

See how easy that was

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #405 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:30:07 pm »

I like pie.

Nestor · « **Reply #406 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:32:30 pm »

And in an amazing feat of post legerdemain, I will thread-jack my own derailment:

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so, Brain, but..."

Add your favorite, or original, ending.

For instance:

"I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the rubber shirt. It chafes me so."

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #407 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:04:58 pm »

Now you're talking!

... I think so Brain, but we only have two shrunken heads left and the meter-maid still won't let us park near the bakery

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #408 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:18:08 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 04:04:58 pm

Now you're talking!

... I think so Brain, but we only have two shrunken heads left and the meter-maid still won't let us park near the bakery

BZ

You, sir, are a possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained.

I knew there was a reason I liked ya!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #409 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:30:14 pm »

*takes a bow*

Thank ya, thank ya, I'm here all night - try the veal!

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #410 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:42:56 pm »

I'll be back! (I got to let Lady Z get into her collage stuff)

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #411 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:58:27 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 04:42:56 pm

I'll be back! (I got to let Lady Z get into her collage stuff)

BZ

Er, was that oversharing?

LadyZerka · « **Reply #412 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:48:25 pm »

Not this time. I really am in college. I had a final in Anatomy II.

I have a break now til January 6. YAY!!!!!!!!!!

LadyZerka · « **Reply #413 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:50:20 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 03:29:44 pm

Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?

See how easy that was

BZ

I know just the place to get you some teeth. It just so happens my place of employment has dozens of em'

We are also open 24 hours a day. ( Most people would not even miss em')

Guess where I work?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #414 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:23:46 pm »

Ooh ooh *raises hand* I know, I know!

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #415 on:** December 23, 2009, 11:01:22 pm »

Quote from: LadyZerka on December 22, 2009, 09:50:20 pm

Quote from: BerkaZerka on December 22, 2009, 03:29:44 pm
Where can I get a hydralic press and fifty pairs of false teeth at this hour?!?

See how easy that was

BZ

I know just the place to get you some teeth. It just so happens my place of employment has dozens of em' We are also open 24 hours a day. ( Most people would not even miss em') Guess where I work?

Um... a hockey rink?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #416 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:00:50 am »

Hehehe

HI STICK!!! *WHAP!!!* oops

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #417 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:25:33 am »

Heh. True story.

Around the time when cable TV was relatively new, I was home from college visiting my parents who had recently gotten the service. I should mention that "home" in this case was sunny Puerto Rico.

I walked into the living room to catch my dad watching a hockey game. I asked him, "Dad? Why are you watching this? You're not a hockey fan."

With a totally straight face, my dad replied, "No, I'm a fight fan."

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #418 on:** December 24, 2009, 01:38:22 pm »

That's funny 'cause it's true

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #419 on:** December 24, 2009, 01:47:40 pm »

Just got back from taking the little one (16 month old) on her first sled riding adventure

She was bundled up to the point of looking like a pink little sumo, in a whinnie the poo snowsuit. The hill was a pretty good size, but not too steep, which offered a smooth yet long ride at a brisk but not reckless speed. The hike back up was good exercise

I took her down the hill three times. The first time she didn't know what to expect, but by the third ride, she was a little nervous as we slipped over the precipice. At the bottom of the hill each time however, she jabbered excitedly, trying to say the word "ride"

Off to the side of the sled run, I found a tiny bump of a slope, where I sent her down a ten foot stretch into the waiting arms of her older sister. She enjoyed that as well. Not too shabby for her first go at it

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #420 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:59:50 pm »

I had to miss that, but I saw pictures. It is so cool seeing a little child experience snow for the first time.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #421 on:** December 25, 2009, 04:47:50 pm »

Snow's all gone now with rain. It was nifty while it lasted though

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #422 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:59:53 pm »

I am not liking this icy rain, I fell and hit pretty good.

I can not wait til Spring!!!!!!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #423 on:** December 28, 2009, 12:05:31 pm »

Hmmm... More snow this week

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #424 on:** December 28, 2009, 12:06:30 pm »

Careful driving out there - especially if it's across country

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #425 on:** December 29, 2009, 05:46:19 pm »

Scribblenauts is a cool DS game

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #426 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:53:40 am »

So, I was wondering who the first would be to wish us a Happy New Year in the Holidays Thread... No cheating!, you got to wait till it's really the New Years in your area

Though I am a bum and will probably sleep through it - that is unless Lady Z finds this thread first

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #427 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:04:55 am »

Ahem! There will be no snoozin', no boozin' and you will see the ball drop!

I will make sure of that!

I have a big mouth!!!!!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #428 on:** December 31, 2009, 02:13:29 pm »

Nestor · « **Reply #429 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:51:03 pm »

I'll be up but probably chasing bad guys in City of Heroes.

My lovely wife had to head up to VT to help out with her mom who's in the hospital so we're spending NYE apart.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #430 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:49:20 am »

Not fun the hospital scene on New Years eve

Hope 2010 brings fair fortunes to all though

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #431 on:** January 01, 2010, 05:54:21 pm »

So much for the ball drop thing. I got moved out of my comfy room at the ER into one with no TV just about 11:54 pm. How nice they were.

We spent after midnight driving home in icy rain.

On Wednesday though, we had a nice dinner ( Korean food-- YUMMY!!!) and went galavanting in the no tresspassing zone in Pixburgh. We just missed the police, by the way. If you see two mugshots of people snooping around Point State Park, in the dark, it was not us.

There is not a break in the fence to slip through either.

Nestor · « **Reply #432 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:00:31 pm »

The correct statement is: "We weren't there, we didn't do it, besides nobody saw us."

I had a character who had that as his mantra.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #433 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:23:42 pm »

Quote from: Nestor on January 01, 2010, 09:00:31 pm

"We weren't there, we didn't do it, besides nobody saw us."

Sound's like the voice of experience to me

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #434 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:47:54 pm »

Pretty funny

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #435 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:54:14 pm »

Watching Steelers and Dolphins right now

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #436 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:12:22 pm »

My Stillers are out of the playoffs now. We won though

I have to pick a new team to follow to the big game.

I am leaning towards the Eagles vs. Colts

A guy really got hurt today, they put a tiny little guy, with limited experience in against the Steel Curtain defense and he ran into it.

I hope he is well, he got knocked out literally. Good luck to Mr. White.( Miami Dolphins)

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #437 on:** January 05, 2010, 10:31:43 am »

Snow snow and more snow

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #438 on:** January 05, 2010, 07:21:22 pm »

Where is everyone today?

Buried in the snow?

Wait, everyone does not get snow huh? Oh well. I want to play our game soon!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #439 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:55:43 pm »

Not that I would ever suggest superfluous posting... (yeah right!)

But Nestor is only a few posts from getting his first grenade

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #440 on:** January 08, 2010, 02:48:37 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2010, 01:55:43 pm

Not that I would ever suggest superfluous posting... (yeah right!)

But Nestor is only a few posts from getting his first grenade

BZ

<Ricky Ricardo>
Okeh, Lucy, you're goin' t'have to 'splain yoorself.
</Ricky Ricardo>

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #441 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:17:07 pm »

50 posts is the next posting rank (Outlaw I believe) and comes with a complimentary grenade

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #442 on:** January 08, 2010, 04:16:29 pm »

I need 110. I think I am at my Pepsi Queen limit though.

Nestor · « **Reply #443 on:** January 08, 2010, 08:56:35 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on January 08, 2010, 03:17:07 pm

50 posts is the next posting rank (Outlaw I believe) and comes with a complimentary grenade

BZ

Ah, enlightenment!

Well, you know what they say, once you pull the pin on Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #444 on:** January 09, 2010, 11:15:32 am »

Yes, also remember - pull pin and throw...

*pulls pin*

*throws pin*

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #445 on:** January 11, 2010, 01:31:13 pm »

I'm jazzed about my Penguins of Madagasgar Mythos Madness adventure

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #446 on:** January 11, 2010, 02:52:42 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on January 11, 2010, 01:31:13 pm

I'm jazzed about my Penguins of Madagasgar Mythos Madness adventure

BZ

I read that one the list and was honestly gobsmacked.

The idea of the Madagascar penguins going up against squamous horrors is just so mind-boggling, it causes my CPU to shut down from overheating...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #447 on:** January 11, 2010, 03:38:17 pm »

All I can say to that is

Oh, and "Mwu Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" also comes to mind

If you have the chance, you should sign up for it when I post it on the Convention sites.

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #448 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:05:17 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on January 11, 2010, 03:38:17 pm

All I can say to that is

Oh, and "Mwu Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" also comes to mind

If you have the chance, you should sign up for it when I post it on the Convention sites.

BZ

I will make the ol' college try.

I'm torn between Private ("But, Skipper...") and Rico ("KABOOM!").

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #449 on:** January 11, 2010, 08:51:42 pm »

I can promise loads of mayhem and perhaps even a little cross-dressing for good measure

BZ

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