Topic: Mayhem Thread (Read 1173462 times)

Nestor · « **Reply #500 on:** March 04, 2010, 10:46:07 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 04, 2010, 09:39:51 pm

Yowza!

BZ

What? What!?!

Is there a bee on me? Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #501 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:08:23 pm »

Oh, don't worry about it, it's not a bee... Just a big hairy tarantula - nothing to worry about

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #502 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:56:15 pm »

Do spiders have stingers?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #503 on:** March 05, 2010, 06:50:20 pm »

Oh yeah, about fifty or sixty

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #504 on:** March 07, 2010, 08:35:11 pm »

Why do I detect a BIT of sarcasm?

Enquiring minds wanted to know!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #505 on:** March 08, 2010, 02:59:34 pm »

Of note - our local cat styling salon - Catitude - has gone out of business. Who could have guessed that the economy was so bad that a feline fluffing service would have failed in only eight short months

Personally, I think it was just another mob front for laundering money, but ey - what do I know

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #506 on:** March 08, 2010, 04:31:30 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 08, 2010, 02:59:34 pm

Of note - our local cat styling salon - Catitude - has gone out of business. Who could have guessed that the economy was so bad that a feline fluffing service would have failed in only eight short months

Personally, I think it was just another mob front for laundering money, but ey - what do I know

BZ

Funny you should mention that. The other day I was coming out of the local hole-in-the-wall pizza shop I frequent when I noticed a pet grooming salon had opened up on the same shopping strip, tucked in out of sight.

Mind you, this is the same strip that also has a custom pool cue shop, I kid you not. You want to talk about mob fronts...

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #507 on:** March 10, 2010, 10:10:13 am »

Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #508 on:** March 10, 2010, 12:57:22 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 10, 2010, 10:10:13 am

Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business

BZ

Could be worse. Catitude could be being replaced by a Korean restaurant.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #509 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:44:07 pm »

We like Korean restaurants around here

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #510 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:56:18 pm »

I like Korean as long as Cattitude is not on the menu

On another note, you all are talking to a brand new " E DAN"

I passed my second degree black belt test YAY!!!!!!!

On yet another note, I hope I can get my vacation days off work for all of the cons and other plans I have for the summer, wish me luck. They do not appreciate call offs as I am willing to do if necessary. It is my turn next week to set in stone my vacation schedule. I have 13 years senority but there are folks with 25+ years. Let the gaming angel be with me this week

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #511 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:02:57 pm »

Good luck honey

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #512 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:38:12 pm »

Thanks

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #513 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:21:44 pm »

*Stir Stir Stir*

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #514 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:22:17 pm »

*Poke Prod Poke*

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #515 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:22:46 pm »

*Nudge Nudge*

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #516 on:** March 16, 2010, 10:10:41 pm »

Someone stir up some mayhem already!

Nestor · « **Reply #517 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:26:14 am »

< <

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

> >

Who was that screaming man?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #518 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:34:27 pm »

Oh yes they call him the streak - fastest thing on two feet - here he comes and there he goes - and he ain't wearing no clothes!

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #519 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:38:18 pm »

Quote from: LadyZerka on March 16, 2010, 10:10:41 pm

Someone stir up some mayhem already!

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 16, 2010, 07:21:44 pm

*Stir Stir Stir*

Way ahead ah ya on this toots

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #520 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:22:13 pm »

It's quiet around here... too quiet.

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #521 on:** March 19, 2010, 10:29:12 pm »

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Those native drums! They're driving me crazy!

Nestor · « **Reply #522 on:** March 19, 2010, 10:32:39 pm »

Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!

I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!

If'n you ain' the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy, Happy happy joy joy joy!

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #523 on:** March 19, 2010, 10:55:19 pm »

Hey now, that's just nuts!

Stimpy! Don't eat that dirt - that dirt is poison! You'll get beaver fever for sure!

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #524 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:53:45 am »

Spam Spam and more Spam

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #525 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:12:11 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 23, 2010, 11:53:45 am

Spam Spam and more Spam

BZ

I'll have some eggs with not so much Spam on it.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #526 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:14:15 pm »

What is worse?

Green eggs and ham or yellow eggs and spam?

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #527 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:35:02 am »

Hello? Is this thing on?

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #528 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:19:39 pm »

That dress makes you look fat.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #529 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:08:57 pm »

Really? But I do so love naugahide and fringe

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #530 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:44:33 pm »

Throw in a pair of fish net black panty hose and you are the queen of the ball baby

Nestor · « **Reply #531 on:** March 27, 2010, 08:50:23 am »

Quote from: LadyZerka on March 26, 2010, 08:44:33 pm

Throw in a pair of fish net black panty hose and you are the queen of the ball baby

Must... fight... mental image...

Mental image... winning!

AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #532 on:** March 27, 2010, 08:59:33 am »

LOL

Nice 'Adam West Voice' there Nestor

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #533 on:** March 27, 2010, 04:57:53 pm »

Lady Z, only 3 more posts till you are a new rank...

Spammer

BZ

LadyZerka · « **Reply #534 on:** March 27, 2010, 09:21:46 pm »

How is this for SPAM!!!!

LadyZerka · « **Reply #535 on:** March 27, 2010, 09:25:44 pm »

SPAM!!!!! SPAM!!!!!! SPAM!!!!!!

LadyZerka · « **Reply #536 on:** March 27, 2010, 09:29:25 pm »

500

I will take it anyway I can get it!

I AM NOW A PRO!!!!!!!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nestor · « **Reply #537 on:** March 27, 2010, 09:46:10 pm »

I was planning to post a snarky remark about post-padding then I remembered hearing about Lady Z and breaking concrete blocks.

I ain't sayin' nothin'...

LadyZerka · « **Reply #538 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:10:14 am »

I promise not to break anything Nestor---- Say it!

I can not wait til Origins comes around. I need a vacation so bad. I think there is about 85 days left.

I want out of the workplace and into the fun filled worlds of gaming. Days and days of glorious gaming. I would like to know who is all going to be able to attend Origins this year? Anyone? I can't rememver who said they were coming.

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #539 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:13:54 am »

I'm really looking forward to our vacation time too

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #540 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:16:04 am »

Quote from: Nestor on March 10, 2010, 12:57:22 pm

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 10, 2010, 10:10:13 am
Thank goodness that two blocks down from the failed Catitude, the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing center is still in business

BZ

Could be worse. Catitude could be being replaced by a Korean restaurant.

I don't believe it... A block down from the Fur-Ever Family Feline Rescue and Re-Home'ing Center - They're opening a Grand Paws Pet Grooming business...

Sigh... I guess at least they are branching out from just cats now

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #541 on:** March 29, 2010, 12:21:34 pm »

Quote from: LadyZerka on March 29, 2010, 08:10:14 am

I can not wait til Origins comes around. I need a vacation so bad. I think there is about 85 days left.
I want out of the workplace and into the fun filled worlds of gaming. Days and days of glorious gaming. I would like to know who is all going to be able to attend Origins this year? Anyone? I can't rememver who said they were coming.

From a time and money perspective, I can really attend only one con a year, and while I considered making this year an Origins year, I have friends from WA who've threatened bodily harm if I don't make an appearance at GenCon.

So for me, it's no sleep 'til Indy!

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #542 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:05:35 am »

Yeah, It's a bit of a stretch to get to both. Look forward to seeing you and others again though

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #543 on:** March 31, 2010, 09:47:18 am »

My how popular we are with russian IP's

BZ

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #544 on:** March 31, 2010, 09:49:09 am »

I'm still waiting for us to hit 50 'real' members

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #545 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:50:07 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on March 31, 2010, 09:49:09 am

I'm still waiting for us to hit 50 'real' members

BZ

"I'm a reeeaaal boy!"

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #546 on:** April 02, 2010, 10:14:06 am »

Well, we would have about 180 members by now if I wasn't so picky

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #547 on:** April 02, 2010, 09:46:28 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on April 02, 2010, 10:14:06 am

Well, we would have about 180 members by now if I wasn't so picky

BZ

Using the ol' Chicago way of counting votes, are ye?

BerkaZerka · « **Reply #548 on:** April 03, 2010, 02:38:57 pm »

If I could give some of them cement shoes I would

BZ

Nestor · « **Reply #549 on:** April 03, 2010, 08:16:33 pm »

Quote from: BerkaZerka on April 03, 2010, 02:38:57 pm

If I could give some of them cement shoes I would

BZ

"Tonight ya sleep with the cheeses!"

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